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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: Gina on April 01, 2015, 03:02:31 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3020687/Oil-heir-Andrew-Getty-dead-bathroom-47-year-old-s-troubled-ex-girlfriend-detained.html
A 47-year-old heir to the Getty oil fortune has been found dead with traumatic injuries but police do not believe foul play was involved.
Paramedics who arrived on the scene found Getty bleeding from a 'traumatic injury to the rectal area' (http://conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/sarcasm.gif) and apparently suffering from blunt-force trauma.
The LA County Coroner said it appeared Getty's death was either accidental or of natural causes at his luxury villa close to Mulholland Drive.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/01/13/2731E7FA00000578-3020687-image-a-4_1427892219455.jpg)
You are welcome for the pic :-)
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Cute but crazy. Hmm.
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She has a very nice dress on.
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Miss De Jonge reportedly went to the home to check on Getty after urging him to see a doctor about 'painful bowel movements',TMZ reported.
Explosive diarrhea?
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(http://www.hamsters.co.uk/hamsters_images/syrian-hamster_000008437184.jpg)
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(http://www.hamsters.co.uk/hamsters_images/syrian-hamster_000008437184.jpg)
... of death!
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Reminds me of The Soprano's "Gigi Cestone" who died while sittin on the toilet.
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Reminds me of The Soprano's "Gigi Cestone" who died while sittin on the toilet.
That's common amongst heart attack victims.
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That's common amongst heart attack victims.
Killed Elvis......so don't sit on a toilet.
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Reminds me of The Soprano's "Gigi Cestone" who died while sittin on the toilet.
orthostatic hypotension. Pretty common.
This guy have ulcerative colitis? Who knows? There are a couple other natural maladies that could cause that, too.
My sympathy to his family and friends.
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orthostatic hypotension. Pretty common.
This guy have ulcerative colitis? Who knows? There are a couple other natural maladies that could cause that, too.
My sympathy to his family and friends.
Nope, vagal response. Bearing down stimulates the vagus nerve, one of your body's reactions to this is slow down the heart. Slow it down in someone who's already in cardiac compromise and you can very well stop. EMTs are taught not to let patients with chest pain go poop.
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Nope, vagal response. Bearing down stimulates the vagus nerve, one of your body's reactions to this is slow down the heart. Slow it down in someone who's already in cardiac compromise and you can very well stop. EMTs are taught not to let patients with chest pain go poop.
So it's better to take lots of laxatives and give yourself diarrhea? No pain, no strain, just sit and drain?
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So it's better to take lots of laxatives and give yourself diarrhea? No pain, no strain, just sit and drain?
It's better to not eat fried fluffernutter sandwiches, pounds of bacon in a sitting (sacrilege!), and occasionally do some exercise. We all gotta go out sometime, I'm not planning to die on the shitter...
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It's better to not eat ... pounds of bacon in a sitting (sacrilege!)
Shut 'cho mouth!