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Title: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 11:28:38 AM
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S&M Barbie lashed by public

BARBIE’S new S&M look has whipped up a storm – with protesters dubbing it “filth”.

The doll’s image is transformed with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

*snip*

A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”


MORE W/ PICS (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1428128.ece)

I suppose we'll be told this is normal and it should be taught to all children.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 16, 2008, 11:58:22 AM
HOLY_MOLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you look in the comment section????????????

500 pound guy at his computer..........in the nude.

"If thine eye offend you, pluck it out"........now where did I leave my vice-grips.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 12:13:08 PM
Barbie's been a skank for years...

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20White%20Trash.jpg)

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20Transgender.jpg)

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20Exotic%20Dancer.jpg)

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20Gangster%20Bitch.jpg)

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20Goth.jpg)

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20Lactating.jpg)

(http://kelsoes.com/jokes/Barbie%20Dolls/Barbie%20Sorority%20Slut.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Miss Mia on July 16, 2008, 12:23:11 PM
Stripper Barbie!!!  LOL!

:rofl:



Oh and this makes me soooo glad I don't have kids. 
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: bijou on July 16, 2008, 12:36:52 PM
How sweet!  :whatever:  My Little Ho.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 12:39:02 PM
Oh, and don't forget Daddy's little defect - it's Emo kid Barbie!!!

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/PunkRockLover/P1290064.JPG)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Miss Mia on July 16, 2008, 12:39:19 PM
How sweet!  :whatever:  My Little Ho.

No, My Little Ho would definitely be those Bratz dolls.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/15/majbratz_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 12:47:52 PM
Also from Mattel: Crack Whore Barbie

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/sarae7000/CrackWhoreBarbie.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 16, 2008, 12:48:34 PM
WTF is "Emo Kid Barbie"? A New Wave Metrosexual guy?
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 12:50:36 PM
Trailer Trash Barbie (and Wife Beater Ken)

(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2536/turleenandjerwaynejuniorne9.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 12:52:05 PM
WTF is "Emo Kid Barbie"? A New Wave Metrosexual guy?

Typical "Emo Kid"

(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/124668_main.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: dandi on July 16, 2008, 12:55:48 PM
WTF is "Emo Kid Barbie"? A New Wave Metrosexual guy?

Typical "Emo Kid"

(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/124668_main.jpg)

I blame the "New Wave" fags that us metal heads used to beat the shit out of for "emo".
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 01:08:38 PM
My understanding, that's what growing up in the household of two rabid moonbat DUmb****s will do to a kid.  No wonder Emo kids are attention hounds, and talking about suiciding all the time.  If I had to live with a daddy that isn't sure whether he's straight, gay, bi-sexual, or just experimenting, and a mom who's constantly nagging about how Meat is murder, Fur is murder, make-up is cruel, and Gaia is pissed because they drive a gas-guzzling, carbon-spewing Volvo, I'd want to end it all too.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on July 16, 2008, 02:27:41 PM
WTF is "Emo Kid Barbie"? A New Wave Metrosexual guy?

Typical "Emo Kid"

(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/124668_main.jpg)
dear god why?

really why?  You totally ****ed up my day now!
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2008, 03:28:44 PM
I've had Emo kid in my Photobucket for years now.

This should explain it/brighten your day.  :lmao:


(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/emo2.jpg)

Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Miss Mia on July 16, 2008, 04:07:38 PM
I've had Emo kid in my Photobucket for years now.

This should explain it/brighten your day.  :lmao:


(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/emo2.jpg)




LOL!
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Wineslob on July 16, 2008, 04:21:35 PM


http://www.youtube.com/v/Y0d4lOYKb8I&hl=en&fs


From CLOPS, funny as hell (and no I STILL can't figure out embed)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 04:49:03 PM
How sweet!  :whatever:  My Little Ho.

No, My Little Ho would definitely be those Bratz dolls.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/15/majbratz_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg)

My niece had those.  I thought it was hilarious that you have to take their heads off to change their clothes.  :-)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Splashdown on July 16, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
I've had Emo kid in my Photobucket for years now.

This should explain it/brighten your day.  :lmao:


(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/emo2.jpg)




LOL!

from Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo)

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2.  emo   23381 up, 9481 down 
 An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a *****. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me! 
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 16, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
I've had Emo kid in my Photobucket for years now.
This should explain it/brighten your day.  :lmao:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/emo2.jpg)
:rotf: OMG how pathetic! Guys shouldn't be wearin' makeup unless they're on a movie set or it's Halloween or somethin.
H5's all around for the explanations.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Miss Mia on July 16, 2008, 06:21:26 PM
How sweet!  :whatever:  My Little Ho.

No, My Little Ho would definitely be those Bratz dolls.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/15/majbratz_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg)

My niece had those.  I thought it was hilarious that you have to take their heads off to change their clothes.  :-)


I'm glad I have nephews.  You really have to pop off their heads to change their outfits.  Gruesome.  Yet, hilarious. 
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: docstew on July 16, 2008, 06:27:23 PM
How sweet!  :whatever:  My Little Ho.

No, My Little Ho would definitely be those Bratz dolls.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/15/majbratz_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg)

My niece had those.  I thought it was hilarious that you have to take their heads off to change their clothes.  :-)


I'm glad I have nephews.  You really have to pop off their heads to change their outfits.  Gruesome.  Yet, hilarious. 

i steadfastly refused to buy those for my daughter...
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Miss Mia on July 16, 2008, 06:29:23 PM
How sweet!  :whatever:  My Little Ho.

No, My Little Ho would definitely be those Bratz dolls.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/15/majbratz_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg)

My niece had those.  I thought it was hilarious that you have to take their heads off to change their clothes.  :-)


I'm glad I have nephews.  You really have to pop off their heads to change their outfits.  Gruesome.  Yet, hilarious. 

i steadfastly refused to buy those for my daughter...

As you should, they're slutty.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Texacon on July 16, 2008, 06:35:48 PM
 :lmao:    Funnier for Texans but would apply to all states.

 Mattel® recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Texas market:

Highland Park Barbie


This princess Barbie is only sold at Highland Park Village. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign lapdog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter dream house with a saguaro cactus in front.

 

Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.

Workaholic, ex-husband Ken comes with Squeeze-Me Skipper and a Ferrari.
 

Texarkana Barbie

 

This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education.

 

Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

Can swear in English or Spanish.

Available at Target.

 

El Paso Barbie

 


This recently-paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, bowie knife, a '78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit.

 

This model is only available after dark,

and can only be bought with cash,

preferably small bills,

unless you are a cop.

Then we don't know what you are talking about.


Plano Barbie

 

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card set, and country club membership.

 

Also available are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper.

Plano Barbie hasn't been affordable since the early 1980's.

 

Fort Worth Barbie



This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a classic Metallica shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. Wants to major in NASCAR at TCJC. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over five feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk.


Purchase her pickup truck separately

and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Available at Ross.

 

Amarillo Barbie
 

This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Mesa Barbie's (discontinued) house. Her ensemble includes low-rise, acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss, and a see-through halter top.


Comes with Barbie's dream doublewide trailer.

Available at Wal-Mart.
Cheap.

 

Houston Barbie

 

This collagen injected, rhinoplastic (nose job) Barbie wears leopard-print spandex, and drinks cosmopolitans to New Age music with friends at the lodge.


Into crystals.

Comes with Percocet prescription and two alimony checks.
Also cheap.

 

San Antonio Barbie
 

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a G.E.D. and bus pass.

 

Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available,

but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

 

Austin Barbie
 

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight, brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow".

 

She does not want or need a Ken doll,

but if you purchase two Flagstaff Barbies

and the optional Subaru wagon,

you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

 

Dallas Barbie
 

Is pregnant, drives a new Ford Excursion and is perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or in Japan on business.


Dallas Barbie aspires to become Highland Park Barbie.

Not cheap, but still very naive.

 

Lubbock Barbie
 

Into basketball and marijuana. Dropped out of Texas Tech. Does nothing but complain about Dallas Barbie.

 

Harlingen Barbie
 

This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three babies in the back, without car seats. This is the only Barbie who is willing to do manual labor.

 

Ken comes in a meat-packer's uniform

and is missing three fingers on his left hand.

Green cards are not yet available

for Harlingen Barbie or Ken.

Available at Fiesta.

 

Midland-Odessa Barbie/Ken
 

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the "snap-on" parts.

 

Sun City Barbie/Ken
 

These dolls are going fast! Well, what we mean is they're old and don't have much time left. Both write checks for everything, or pay in change, and can provide hours of endless repetitive conversation about "The good ol' days."


Drives a golf cart, signals right to turn left.

Can be seen in Barbie Grocery Store (sold separately) arguing over prices.

Available at the doctor's office

KC
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 06:43:37 PM

Fort Worth Barbie


This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a classic Metallica shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. Wants to major in NASCAR at TCJC. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over five feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk.

I used to "date" a girl that had a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Miss Mia on July 16, 2008, 06:57:01 PM
Texacon I've seen that same list, but it was all Dallas area cities.  Here's a couple more:


Oak Lawn Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
adding or subtracting the "snap-on" parts. Likes to experiment.

South Dallas Barbie
This barbie also goes by the name of "Crackhead or Clucker"
She does not come with a house because she is mostly walking the
streets. But she does come with a set of gold or platinum teeth. She
also comes with 6 kids but Ken is not the father of neither one of them.

Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: asdf2231 on July 16, 2008, 07:05:12 PM
I've had Emo kid in my Photobucket for years now.

This should explain it/brighten your day.  :lmao:


(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/emo2.jpg)



(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Motivational/vikingemo.jpg)

I made this one after it was reported that Emo kids were getting the crap beat out of them routinely in Mexico City:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/friend.png)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: BEG on July 16, 2008, 09:02:46 PM
When ever I think of "EMO" I think of this and it makes me laugh.....

[youtube=425,350]Ykbojqe0Yuo[/youtube]


Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: BEG on July 16, 2008, 09:07:31 PM
HA HAHA  :rotf:  Bawhahahaha


[youtube=425,350]N7n9jVh2q1k[/youtube]



Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on July 17, 2008, 12:05:19 PM
(http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/emo_lawn_tshirt.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 17, 2008, 12:10:52 PM
(http://barby.bertisevil.tv/objects/catalogue/bagladybarby.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 17, 2008, 12:12:29 PM
(http://barby.bertisevil.tv/objects/catalogue/burkabarby.jpg)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Chris_ on July 17, 2008, 12:13:11 PM
(http://barby.bertisevil.tv/objects/catalogue/psychobarby.gif)
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: VivisMom on July 18, 2008, 05:29:57 AM
I've already told my husband that Barbie and Bratz dolls are strictly verboten in our house.

The caveat: collectors Barbies. And I don't mean the holiday ones, I mean the I Love Lucy or the Wizard of Oz ones. If she develops an obsessive love for the Wizard of Oz, she can have the Barbies-but they stay in the box as collectors items.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Splashdown on July 18, 2008, 09:48:53 AM
I've already told my husband that Barbie and Bratz dolls are strictly verboten in our house.

The caveat: collectors Barbies. And I don't mean the holiday ones, I mean the I Love Lucy or the Wizard of Oz ones. If she develops an obsessive love for the Wizard of Oz, she can have the Barbies-but they stay in the box as collectors items.

My girls like Barbies. They're fans of the "Disney Princess" ones. There are so many naked Barbies in their playroom, that I'm surprised that GI Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip hasn't made recon trips.

Bratz (or as I like to call them, Slutz) are not allowed on my property.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Texacon on July 18, 2008, 01:19:26 PM
I've already told my husband that Barbie and Bratz dolls are strictly verboten in our house.

The caveat: collectors Barbies. And I don't mean the holiday ones, I mean the I Love Lucy or the Wizard of Oz ones. If she develops an obsessive love for the Wizard of Oz, she can have the Barbies-but they stay in the box as collectors items.

My girls like Barbies. They're fans of the "Disney Princess" ones. There are so many naked Barbies in their playroom, that I'm surprised that GI Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip hasn't made recon trips.
Bratz (or as I like to call them, Slutz) are not allowed on my property.

Who's to say he hasn't?  GI Joe is a sneaky basta ... err .... I mean he was trained well.

KC
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Airwolf on July 18, 2008, 03:18:13 PM
G.I Joe has done it Barbie more times then most people think. Where the hell do you think Skipper came from and that other one,the toddler? They sure as hell aren't kens kids,he's been found out dating Butterfly Steve and the rest of that metrosexual gang.

I always wanted a Going Postal Barbie - Dressed as a post office worker one day Barbie snaps and shows up for work toting 2X MP5Ks and starts redecorating the local post office with the brains of her former co workers. She finds GI Joes gun stash and ammo and kicks ass.
Title: Re: Barbie is now a skank
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 22, 2008, 09:27:01 AM
(http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/emo_lawn_tshirt.jpg)
:rotf: