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Offline Miss Mia

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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2008, 06:57:01 PM »
Texacon I've seen that same list, but it was all Dallas area cities.  Here's a couple more:


Oak Lawn Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
adding or subtracting the "snap-on" parts. Likes to experiment.

South Dallas Barbie
This barbie also goes by the name of "Crackhead or Clucker"
She does not come with a house because she is mostly walking the
streets. But she does come with a set of gold or platinum teeth. She
also comes with 6 kids but Ken is not the father of neither one of them.

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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2008, 07:05:12 PM »
Quote from: Randy on July 16, 2008, 03:28:44 PM
I've had Emo kid in my Photobucket for years now.

This should explain it/brighten your day.  :lmao:








I made this one after it was reported that Emo kids were getting the crap beat out of them routinely in Mexico City:
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2008, 09:02:46 PM »
When ever I think of "EMO" I think of this and it makes me laugh.....

[youtube=425,350]Ykbojqe0Yuo[/youtube]


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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2008, 09:07:31 PM »
HA HAHA  :rotf:  Bawhahahaha


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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2008, 12:05:19 PM »
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2008, 12:10:52 PM »
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2008, 12:12:29 PM »
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2008, 12:13:11 PM »
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2008, 05:29:57 AM »
I've already told my husband that Barbie and Bratz dolls are strictly verboten in our house.

The caveat: collectors Barbies. And I don't mean the holiday ones, I mean the I Love Lucy or the Wizard of Oz ones. If she develops an obsessive love for the Wizard of Oz, she can have the Barbies-but they stay in the box as collectors items.
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2008, 09:48:53 AM »
Quote from: VivisMom on July 18, 2008, 05:29:57 AM
I've already told my husband that Barbie and Bratz dolls are strictly verboten in our house.

The caveat: collectors Barbies. And I don't mean the holiday ones, I mean the I Love Lucy or the Wizard of Oz ones. If she develops an obsessive love for the Wizard of Oz, she can have the Barbies-but they stay in the box as collectors items.

My girls like Barbies. They're fans of the "Disney Princess" ones. There are so many naked Barbies in their playroom, that I'm surprised that GI Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip hasn't made recon trips.

Bratz (or as I like to call them, Slutz) are not allowed on my property.
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 01:19:26 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 18, 2008, 09:48:53 AM
Quote from: VivisMom on July 18, 2008, 05:29:57 AM
I've already told my husband that Barbie and Bratz dolls are strictly verboten in our house.

The caveat: collectors Barbies. And I don't mean the holiday ones, I mean the I Love Lucy or the Wizard of Oz ones. If she develops an obsessive love for the Wizard of Oz, she can have the Barbies-but they stay in the box as collectors items.

My girls like Barbies. They're fans of the "Disney Princess" ones. There are so many naked Barbies in their playroom, that I'm surprised that GI Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip hasn't made recon trips.
Bratz (or as I like to call them, Slutz) are not allowed on my property.

Who's to say he hasn't?  GI Joe is a sneaky basta ... err .... I mean he was trained well.

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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2008, 03:18:13 PM »
G.I Joe has done it Barbie more times then most people think. Where the hell do you think Skipper came from and that other one,the toddler? They sure as hell aren't kens kids,he's been found out dating Butterfly Steve and the rest of that metrosexual gang.

I always wanted a Going Postal Barbie - Dressed as a post office worker one day Barbie snaps and shows up for work toting 2X MP5Ks and starts redecorating the local post office with the brains of her former co workers. She finds GI Joes gun stash and ammo and kicks ass.
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Re: Barbie is now a skank
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2008, 09:27:01 AM »
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