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Title: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
Post by: Big Dog on February 26, 2015, 06:11:31 PM
It was my own damn fault, really. I scheduled my annual eye exam and a root canal on the same day.

The optometrist dilated my eyes, then the dentist wreaked holy hell in my mouth. When I left the dentist's office, I looked like this:

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/rabidchipmunk_zps0pfq3zuo.jpg)

The left side of my face is numb from my neck to the top of my ear. I drool when I talk - even more than usual.

So, then I sent the picture to Sue - yes, our own lovely njpines. She sent this in reply:

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/rabidchipmunk2_zpsweuwlgfa.jpeg)

All I have to say is, "beware the rabid chipmunk!"

Drool, drool.
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmink!
Post by: njpines on February 26, 2015, 06:17:46 PM
:panic: :tongue:

C'mere and give me a big, drool-y kiss, Chip (yes, he was the smart one)!
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmink!
Post by: obumazombie on February 26, 2015, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: njpines on February 26, 2015, 06:17:46 PM
:panic: :tongue:

C'mere and give me a big, drool-y kiss, Chip (yes, he was the smart one)!
Was it Chip and Dale, or Chippendale ?
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmink!
Post by: njpines on February 27, 2015, 12:09:22 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on February 26, 2015, 09:01:30 PM
Was it Chip and Dale, or Chippendale ?

If the latter, I'd tip him well!  :-)
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
Post by: Big Dog on February 27, 2015, 01:52:52 PM
What a difference a day makes.

Last night, I couldn't eat a Chicken McNugget, but today I'm ready for some prime rib, hot and juicy!
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
Post by: njpines on February 27, 2015, 03:08:01 PM
ah yes, prime rib, my favorite. Especially grilled just medium rare, so hot and juicy. I think I'll have it in July on my birthday  :-)
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
Post by: Big Dog on February 27, 2015, 03:11:15 PM
Quote from: njpines on February 27, 2015, 03:08:01 PM
ah yes, prime rib, my favorite. Especially grilled just medium rare, so hot and juicy. I think I'll have it in July on my birthday  :-)

That sounds like the perfect way to celebrate a birthday!
Title: Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
Post by: njpines on February 27, 2015, 03:15:22 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on February 27, 2015, 03:11:15 PM
That sounds like the perfect way to celebrate a birthday!

 :naughty: