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Title: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2015, 03:21:42 PM
The only glaring injustice in this year's DOTY result is that the mentally ill, perpetually stoned DUmmy fizzgig failed to crack the Top Ten.

She has consistently posted original material detailing her grimy, stoner lifestyle.

She introduced the pretentious crones of the cooking group to gut bomb cuisine, and continues to produce entertaining material even when hung over, strung out, and feeling like "a bag of smashed assholes".

For New Years Eve, it's an evening of beer, hashish, lo mein, and monopoly.

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 08:28 PM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)

hot shit! things are rockin here!


bet you guys can't beat a night of beer, hash and peewee. c'mon, just try
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018706740

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 08:40 PM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)
3. i don't think either of us is making it to midnight

i won't be functional if i do.

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Thu Jan 1, 2015, 01:06 AM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)
9. we gorged on chinese delivery

now we're playing monopoly online. i don't know how we sustain such a lifestyle.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2015, 04:14:18 PM
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i don't know how we sustain such a lifestyle.

<<<can assure the fizzy one it's gonna end.  It always does.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 01, 2015, 04:31:14 PM
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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 08:28 PM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)

hot shit! things are rockin here!


bet you guys can't beat a night of beer, hash and peewee. c'mon, just try

OK. I'm 56 and I know I'm not "with it." The cool kids don't let me play their reindeer games.
Beer is beer,
Hash is weed.
What the heck is peewee? Is that a reference to her husband?
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: Chris_ on January 01, 2015, 04:44:40 PM
I was wondering the same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peewee&defid=186193
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 01, 2015, 04:52:49 PM
I was wondering the same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peewee&defid=186193

I thought maybe they were blowing a midget.   :rotf:
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: Chris_ on January 01, 2015, 04:58:16 PM
That's what I thought, but I could totally see fizzgig sucking on a crack pipe.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 01, 2015, 05:23:02 PM
Well, I'm still at a loss after the dictionary link, is she referring to a half-rock of crack, or her husband's talleywhacker?
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2015, 06:08:14 PM
Well, I'm still at a loss after the dictionary link, is she referring to a half-rock of crack, or her husband's talleywhacker?
Remember, this is fizzgig.

If it's between a crack cocaine and a pecker, which do you think she'd take?
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: the county on January 01, 2015, 06:23:37 PM
I was wondering the same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peewee&defid=186193

I didn't know what it was, either or why she has no hesitation saying this in a public forum. Colorado hasn't legalized crack.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: Newsweek on January 01, 2015, 06:24:49 PM
Fizz isstonedagain.  She gorged on Chinese delivery, so I think she does not how to spell Pei Wei.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: thundley4 on January 01, 2015, 06:33:17 PM
Well, I'm still at a loss after the dictionary link, is she referring to a half-rock of crack, or her husband's talleywhacker?

Yes.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: Carl on January 01, 2015, 06:43:28 PM
I hope they find the lunatic cretin dead in a gutter.

You DUmbfuks shout over and over how you should rule and this is the useless ****ed up scum that you are.
Rot in hell.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 01, 2015, 07:32:04 PM
I hope they find the lunatic cretin dead in a gutter.

You DUmbfuks shout over and over how you should rule and this is the useless ****ed up scum that you are.
Rot in hell.

Now Carl... go ahead and tell us how you really feel. Don't hold anything back, either!   :tongue:

H5!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 01, 2015, 09:22:47 PM
first thing I thought of.... this image does capture the state of the Fizz's eyes after smoking a bowl however:

(http://www.bogleech.com/images/roger2.jpg)
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 01, 2015, 09:38:51 PM
Fizz is stoned again.  She gorged on Chinese delivery, so I think she does not how to spell Pei Wei.

Considering the general literacy level of the Prog sooper-jeenyusses that think all the Neanderthals (I.e. anyone even slightly to their right politically) should bow down and let them run the world, that guess sounds like a home run.
Title: Re: New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family
Post by: 67 Rover on January 02, 2015, 04:54:12 PM
I didn't know what it was, either or why she has no hesitation saying this in a public forum. Colorado hasn't legalized crack.


What if it was medicinal crack?