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Title: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2014, 06:40:56 PM
Well, folks, the Impossible just happened.

I got back from visiting the physician in the big city, turned on the computer, laid out all the material for writing the final award, the award for this year's top primitive.....and abruptly got writer's block.

It's bad, this writer's block--it makes the old Berlin Wall look transparent and penetrable.  It's a total mind-boggling block; no way over it, under it, or around it.

I'm gonna back off and relax a bit, to see if that helps.

This probably means it won't be posted before suppertime.  We're going to be lucky it gets posted before midnight, but that's a reasonable hope, "before midnight."
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: BattleHymn on December 31, 2014, 06:51:35 PM
Nuts!! 
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2014, 07:31:00 PM
Suspense builds up...........
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: obumazombie on December 31, 2014, 07:36:18 PM
I hope it causes all lib lurkers a lot of pain to have to wait.
Libs have a tremendous lack of patience to go along with their tremendous lack of self restraint.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2014, 08:17:17 PM
Nuts!!

You've got to wait until the 1:37 mark for it, but . . .

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2RYhNhBdw[/youtube]

Frank, it's a Mel Brooks spelling of 'nuts' (N-V-T-S nuts!).
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: Big Dog on December 31, 2014, 08:20:23 PM
Well, folks, the Impossible just happened.

I got back from visiting the physician in the big city, turned on the computer, laid out all the material for writing the final award, the award for this year's top primitive.....and abruptly got writer's block.

It's bad, this writer's block--it makes the old Berlin Wall look transparent and penetrable.  It's a total mind-boggling block; no way over it, under it, or around it.

I'm gonna back off and relax a bit, to see if that helps.

This probably means it won't be posted before suppertime.  We're going to be lucky it gets posted before midnight, but that's a reasonable hope, "before midnight."

I suspect the North Koreans.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: fatboy on December 31, 2014, 08:56:19 PM
Bummer Frank
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2014, 08:56:53 PM
Just like every year, DUmmies are hitting "refresh" thousands of times.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich re: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2014, 10:20:14 PM
Just like every year, DUmmies are hitting "refresh" thousands of times.

Okay, it's coming in a couple of minutes.

Consider the irony of the situation--the physician had given me a shot--yeah, by needle--of a, uh, certain analgesic.

And the upcoming winner's one of the top users of pharmaceuticals on Skins's island.

She can post while under the influence, but I sure the Hell don't like to.