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Don't you mean "hand hygeine book"?


I was going to write exactly the same thing.   :hi5: for beating me to it.

Seems like Rockhead is using DU to post his erotic fantasies.  Strangely all of his novellas end up with him going home to play with himself:

MineralMan (102,803 posts)

A Tale from the Sexual Revolution - But Things Are Still the Same
I dropped out of college in 1964, ended up in the USAF for four years, and then returned to school to get my useless B.A. in English. When I came back in 1968, things had changed quite a bit. Folks were smoking weed and the sexual revolution was in full swing. I was a little older and somewhat wiser, but life was a little different from what I had experienced just four years before, when dorms were fully segregated by sex and dormies weren't even allowed in rooms of the opposite sex.

Anyhow, I was on the GI bill and had very little money for useless things like housing and food, so I ended up in a loft bed in an old three-story house that had been converted into a sort of "anything goes" communal living space. After a while, I had formed a relationship with a woman who was also an English major and she moved into that house with me, at least most of the time.

It was a little weird, living in a loft bed with a girlfriend, while another couple lived in the same room below. We adapted, though, pretty quickly. But, there were other things going on, too, in a big old house with about 20 people living in it.

There was a lot of very informal sexual activity happening in that house. You never really knew exactly who was living there and who was just there crashing for a night. The place smelled like weed all the time, and it was noisy, with people doing all sorts of things here and there in one room or another. Had it not been for the birth control pill, it would have been a veritable baby factory.

The master bath was on the first floor, with a door opening into the living room, which was a room full of old beat up couches, recliners and other discarded furniture. At one point, a young woman who lived in a downstairs bedroom, started a new trend in the house. She was at least 6'2", blonde and strikingly attractive. She started walking out of the master bath after her shower, stark naked, on her way back to the room she shared with three other women. It was a daily occurrence. Very entertaining, to be sure.

She wasn't doing it to show off or anything. Maybe. Who knew? It was just easier, and nobody in that house really thought anything of it. However, she took a fancy to me at one point and flirted openly with me. Although I was flattered, I was in a relationship and am a monogamous sort of guy. One day, I was sitting in the living room reading, when out she walked after her shower, naked as usual. This time, though, she walked over and sat down on the couch next to me. She said, in the frank way she had, "You wanna go fool around?"

I gulped a little, considered it, and said, "Nope. I'm taken, I'm afraid." "Really?" she asked. "Yup." She continued to sit there and we had a conversation about monogamy and other relationship stuff. Finally, she got up and said, "This has been cool. I hope I find someone like you someday." Off she went. She continued to walk around naked in the house, and continued to be friendly. She still flirted with me, but in a joking way from then on.

Times were different. People weren't. All of that sexual freedom changed some years later, with HIV, Herpes, and other STDs becoming a bar to a lot of casual sex. But, the decisions people had to make have never changed. That incident was one of those decisions, and a very difficult one, indeed. I made the right decision for me. I married that English major and we were married for 17 years. I'm still a monogamous guy.

No matter what the society is like, each person has to make his or her own decisions when it comes to sexuality. That hasn't changed, and probably will never change. We all have to decide where our lines are. We all have to communicate with each other about those lines. It's not that difficult, really, as long as you know your own positions.

Even the DUmp Monkeys don't want to touch this steaming pile.
The DUmpster / Re: Oprah 52% Trump 39%
« Last post by Tess Anderson on January 18, 2018, 11:33:25 PM »
She is not the black woman to worry about, that would be commie Kamala. But Oprah! is gross:

the reality:

'House of Horrors' parents plead NOT GUILTY to abusing their 13 children as it's revealed the starved siblings were forced to stay awake all night in squalid home - and heroic daughter, 17, who raised the alarm planned her escape for TWO YEARS

The parents accused of torturing their children for years in a California house of horrors pleaded not guilty to 75 charges on Thursday afternoon during a brief court appearance.

David, 57, and Louise Turpin, 49, denied the charges not long after they were announced by the Riverside County District Attorney on Thursday. The couple's next court appearance was set for February 23. 

The pair were brought into court via a tunnel from the nearby Robert Presley Detention Center where they have been held since being transferred from Perris on Monday morning.

Sick case all around.  :mad: :argh:
If the information being alleged is accurate, these folks don't need to be removed from government. They need to become WARDS of government for the forseeable future.
The DUmpster / Re: Oprah 52% Trump 39%
« Last post by DUmpsterDiver on January 18, 2018, 09:19:41 PM »
>She's (half) black and has a vagina.

As long as the candidate is not White, and has some juicy inner core that salivates the democrat palate, they are in.  Logic be darned. 
To be as stupid as the democrat of today requires a misunderstanding of reality.  They have it badly and there is no cure except understanding reality which most can not fathom.  Shoot first if they go South.
Oh Jesus Christ. I can’t believe they’re still talking about the dead chick walking.

Thank CC, Escher or whomever for letting me say this about that...The MSM, democrats (and some others) are Full of it.  Bring it on you filthy anti-Americans. 
Bank on it!!! :rofl:
Dear Lord...

Just a tweet but some of them really are still baked

solara (3,064 posts)

63. Here's a theory on how it could work out:

Dems take control of the House in November. ( Hopefully the Senate as well) Ryan would have to step down as Speaker and the Democratic House can nominate any one they want as Speaker, and, since the nominee doesn't have to be in Congress, they nominate Hillary. Hillary becomes Speaker. Then, when the House impeaches and removes PINO trump and VPINO pence from office.. Third in line is the Speaker. Hillary becomes President.

Just sayin'

Mike Nelson (4,241 posts)

57. There are a few ways she could...

...become President:

Pence resigns, Trump appoints Hillary VP and resigns himself.
Trump is impeached, Pence becomes President, picks Hillary as his VP, then leaves office himself.
Trump and Pence resign together, speaker Ryan declines and picks Hillary.

...if Pelosi were speaker - as in after 2018 - she could pick Hillary, too.

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