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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2011, 11:02:02 AM »
The admins can change that little feature too, and that is exactly what they've done. Changed it from 1 hour to 2 hours.

Bastards.  :bird:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2011, 11:05:10 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:57:49 AM
Yes, in Bangkok.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2011, 11:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 11:02:02 AM
The admins can change that little feature too, and that is exactly what they've done. Changed it from 1 hour to 2 hours.

Bastards.  :bird:

Don't worry. That'll be about the time I'm getting out of stats and I'll really feel like bitch slapping someone then.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2011, 11:10:14 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 11:07:23 AM
Don't worry. That'll be about the time I'm getting out of stats and I'll really feel like bitch slapping someone then.

Stats will do that to ya. I took a grad course in stats and don't remember a damn thing about it, though somehow I got a B.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #79 on: January 26, 2011, 12:29:15 PM »
Have another Euph.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #80 on: January 26, 2011, 12:31:54 PM »
FWIW I waited my 2 hours and got ya! 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #81 on: January 26, 2011, 12:46:21 PM »
:rotf: @ the mod who is resetting your bitch slaps.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #82 on: January 26, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 05:23:06 AM
You know, I'd almost forgotten about you, TB. While I haven't administered them myself, I do believe you've amassed tremendous numbers of bitchslaps due to your propensity for post whoring.
Lotsa "attaboy's!" and "right on's". But not much substance.
Just sayin'.......
(Gimme a bitchslap today and I'll h5 you next Tuesday!) :-)
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I hooked you up with a BS, as per request. I'm expecting my H5. Thanks. :-) :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #83 on: January 26, 2011, 01:16:13 PM »
I don't think I've BS'd anyone other than a couple of trolls but since you've asked so nicely . . .  :-)

WHAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #84 on: January 26, 2011, 01:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 11:10:14 AM
Stats will do that to ya. I took a grad course in stats and don't remember a damn thing about it, though somehow I got a B.

Lunch helped mitigate it some, but not enough. Here's a post-stats bitch-slap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #85 on: January 26, 2011, 02:21:02 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 01:00:20 PM
:lmao:
I hooked you up with a BS, as per request. I'm expecting my H5. Thanks. :-) :cheersmate:

there you go!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #86 on: January 26, 2011, 02:22:29 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 12:46:21 PM
:rotf: @ the mod who is resetting your bitch slaps.

No joke - it's starting to look like I might be just a normal sorta guy, instead of someone who incites riots all the time!  :rotf:

Airwolf, Tots, njpines and mike220 - thankee kindly! Your bitchslaps mean the world to me!  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #87 on: January 26, 2011, 02:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 12:29:15 PM
Have another Euph.



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I don't think I've BS'd anyone other than a couple of trolls but since you've asked so nicely . . .  

WHAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Remember in Ice Age when Manny slaps Sid upside the head, and the baby stops crying when he sees Sid looking so out of it, and then Diego says to do it again, and Manny says "hey, it's making me feel better too"?




Well, I have to say I'm getting that Manny feeling.
 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #88 on: January 26, 2011, 02:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 02:22:29 PM
No joke - it's starting to look like I might be just a normal sorta guy, instead of someone who incites riots all the time!  :rotf:

njpines and mike220 - thankee kindly! Your bitchslaps mean the world to me!  :lmao:

I'm sure they'll be added back at an appropriate time, knowing our staff......;)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #89 on: January 26, 2011, 02:25:24 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 02:23:25 PM



 :lol:


Remember in Ice Age when Manny slaps Sid upside the head, and the baby stops crying when he sees Sid looking so out of it, and then Diego says to do it again, and Manny says "hey, it's making me feel better too"?




Well, I have to say I'm getting that Manny feeling.
 


Well, I haven't seen anything called Ice Age and I wouldn't know Manny if he spit on me, but I'll tell ya -- I am a NEW CONVERT to how wonderful and enlightening bitchslaps are!!!

I mean, I've turned over a new leaf and everything!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #90 on: January 26, 2011, 04:04:04 PM »
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #91 on: January 26, 2011, 04:07:50 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 04:04:04 PM
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?

Bitchslapped for lack of creativity.   :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #92 on: January 26, 2011, 04:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 04:04:04 PM
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?

All bitchslaps are accepted, no matter how lame.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #93 on: January 26, 2011, 04:08:46 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Bitchslapped for lack of creativity.   :-)



Hey! Where's mine?!?

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #94 on: January 26, 2011, 04:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 04:08:46 PM
Hey! Where's mine?!?

 :bawl:

They keep getting taken away.  That's just a waste. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #95 on: January 26, 2011, 04:16:12 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:12:19 PM
They keep getting taken away.  That's just a waste. 

Well, if you keep nickel-and-diming them, they'll get tired and just give up.

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Keep those bitchslaps coming! Please!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #96 on: January 26, 2011, 04:17:13 PM »
Oh cool. It's dropped to an hour between bitch slaps. See ya around 5:15.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #97 on: January 26, 2011, 04:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 04:17:13 PM
Oh cool. It's dropped to an hour between bitch slaps. See ya around 5:15.

Hi5'd to make up for your BS. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #98 on: January 26, 2011, 04:26:06 PM »
996!

You rock, Eupher!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #99 on: January 26, 2011, 04:27:26 PM »
Quote from: longview on January 26, 2011, 04:26:06 PM
996!

You rock, Eupher!

Oooops, not any more........  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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