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Offline BEG

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OMF......G
« on: January 26, 2013, 09:54:41 PM »
I'm watching Magic Mike...and my husband is gone.

Ask me anything.  :naughty:




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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2013, 10:08:22 PM »
My husband is doing this right now.



I need him here.  :whistling:

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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2013, 10:09:54 PM »
What is magic mike?
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 10:10:58 PM »
hes missing out me thinks.

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 10:13:41 PM »
What is magic mike?

[youtube=425,350]fDUMabRaUnY&sns[/youtube]

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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2013, 10:17:27 PM »
[youtube=425,350]fDUMabRaUnY&sns[/youtube]

Oh one of those pron for women movies.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2013, 10:26:00 PM »
Oh one of those pron for women movies.

Yes but if you watched it with your woman you would reap the bennefits.

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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2013, 10:26:53 PM »
OMG now they have a group military strip going on.

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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 10:33:26 PM »
Matthew McConaughey is hot.  Maybe if Dennis the Menace from DU looked like him the women would overlook his crazy ass and he would at least get some to get over his dry spell.

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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 10:36:19 PM »
Yes but if you watched it with your woman you would reap the bennefits.

We don't need a movie in this house to reap benefits.  :-)
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2013, 10:43:54 PM »
We don't need a movie in this house to reap benefits.  :-)

You have no idea what I'm talking about, you are a man.

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2013, 10:58:21 PM »
[youtube=425,350]fDUMabRaUnY&sns[/youtube]

Those guys are most likely homosexuals. :tongue:
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2013, 11:05:29 PM »
Those guys are most likely homosexuals. :tongue:

No try aren't  :p

Edited to say I meant THEY not try. I swear to god apple's auto correct screws you just to make you look stupid.
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2013, 07:46:42 AM »
No try aren't  :p

I hate to break it to you BEG, but CL might be right.

They aren't on a sports team or in the military, but they've chosen to be very close to each other while sweaty and near naked. Despite their near naked state they still found a way (collar and thin tie) to have a metrosexual look.

I would bet they even try to act overly macho to throw people off the scent of their true persuasion.
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2013, 08:21:57 AM »
Matthew McConaughey is hot. 

Yes. His drawl has always killed me too. Swoon. Too bad he's a nutjob irl

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2013, 08:22:50 AM »
I'm watching Magic Mike...and my husband is gone.

Ask me anything.  :naughty:




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BEG, is your hubby out duck hunting ????

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2013, 08:24:11 AM »
No try aren't  :p

Matt Boehmer is gay, unfortunately.  Channing isn't though.  :naughty:

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2013, 12:52:17 PM »
Matt Boehmer is gay, unfortunately.  Channing isn't though.  :naughty:



Awwwww yeahhhh....


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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2013, 12:53:51 PM »
BEG, is your hubby out duck hunting ????

Yes he is, he got a few ducks and geese.  He is coming home tonight. He told me he hasn't had a shower since Wednesday.

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2013, 12:55:29 PM »
Yes. His drawl has always killed me too. Swoon. Too bad he's a nutjob irl

I try to ignore that.

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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2013, 01:02:09 PM »
I hate to break it to you BEG, but CL might be right.

They aren't on a sports team or in the military, but they've chosen to be very close to each other while sweaty and near naked. Despite their near naked state they still found a way (collar and thin tie) to have a metrosexual look.

I would bet they even try to act overly macho to throw people off the scent of their true persuasion.

Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2013, 01:04:12 PM »
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

Different strokes for different folks?  O-)
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2013, 01:20:56 PM »
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

I'm not saying they are homosexual because of any degree of hotness. As a heterosexual male my hotness meter just registers females.

I'm saying the evidence based on the posted photo would suggest that they are homosexual.

Let me ask you to look at it this way. If they were thin guys instead of muscled up guys and they were in the exact same situation (mostly naked, sweaty, huddling near each other and wearing collars with thin ties) what would most people say about them?

I'm just trying to view them without bias.   :-)
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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2013, 01:35:56 PM »


Let me ask you to look at it this way. If they were thin guys instead of muscled up guys and they were in the exact same situation (mostly naked, sweaty, huddling near each other and wearing collars with thin ties) what would most people say about them?

I'm just trying to view them without bias.   :-)


Those models in SI Swimsuit edition? Do you appreciate them for the bodies, or wonder if they are lesbians? If they were scrawny girls with no boobiez or fat girls squeezed in and overflowing the bikinis.... what would most poeple say about them?

 :tongue:

Seriously, the hot sweaty guys with the good bodies?

Who cares about their sexual orientation? We just want to look at them, fantasize maybe... not marry them!

We fall in love with and sleep with you real men.... fat, skinny, or hunky....cause we wuvs you!!!

And you guys that we marry? You love us more than you love yourself.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: OMF......G
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2013, 01:53:20 PM »

Those models in SI Swimsuit edition? Do you appreciate them for the bodies, or wonder if they are lesbians? If they were scrawny girls with no boobiez or fat girls squeezed in and overflowing the bikinis.... what would most poeple say about them?

 :tongue:

Seriously, the hot sweaty guys with the good bodies?

Who cares about their sexual orientation? We just want to look at them, fantasize maybe... not marry them!

We fall in love with and sleep with you real men.... fat, skinny, or hunky....cause we wuvs you!!!

And you guys that we marry? You love us more than you love yourself.


As a lesbian trapped in a man's body I really don't give much thought as to whether or not the ladies in the window shopping issue of SI share my predilection for women.  :-)

But remember, I never said not to look at those guys. I'd never get in the way of a lady's fantasy.

Hell, every time I see a Vin Desiel movie on the TV schedule I dvr it for my wife. She says she likes his...voice  :rotf: Yeah, right. And I like Dana Delany's smile.
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