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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2008, 05:09:57 AM »
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.

The Bill Clinton Library now has a cancer research wing.

Mr Mannn wonders how this will affect the Democrat's Universal Health Care plans...
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Offline jtyangel

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2008, 05:42:26 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:35:08 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:21:11 PM
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Quote from: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 08:36:39 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



Potentially...key word there :-)

Y'all are in danger!!  I'm just trying to make the world a safer place for wimmins, dammit!   :censored:

FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY!!  START ME, BEFORE I INFECT AGAIN!!! :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:




'start' me.......... :lmao:
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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2008, 05:43:51 AM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 17, 2008, 11:16:09 PM
Would everyone please stop beating around the bush and tell me if this is a pun thread or not?

I suggest you 'get off' this thread if you don't like the answer.  :-)
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Offline jtyangel

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2008, 05:44:50 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2008, 05:03:22 AM
Don't Come in Honey, I'm Curing Cancer!


OMG, that was hilarious :lmao:
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Offline ReardenSteel

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2008, 03:29:26 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 05:43:51 AM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 17, 2008, 11:16:09 PM
Would everyone please stop beating around the bush and tell me if this is a pun thread or not?

I suggest you 'get off' this thread if you don't like the answer.  :-)

And then what? I'd have no one to talk to. Or, as the French say, I'd be in a "menage a moi".  :-)
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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #55 on: April 18, 2008, 03:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2008, 05:09:57 AM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.

H5  :rotf:
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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #56 on: April 18, 2008, 06:18:07 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2008, 05:09:57 AM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.

The Bill Clinton Library now has a cancer research wing.

Mr Mannn wonders how this will affect the Democrat's Universal Health Care plans...
great..now when someone asks me what I do for a living...I might as well say piano player in a whore house
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #57 on: April 18, 2008, 07:17:02 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 17, 2008, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: RobJohnson on April 17, 2008, 11:32:47 PM
This gives an entire new meaning to the words "health nut"


Not to mention producing whore moans.


heh....  :rotf:
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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2008, 07:53:28 PM »
I wonder if I can get my Health Care Provider to spring for my internet costs....

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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #59 on: April 18, 2008, 07:54:42 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 18, 2008, 07:53:28 PM
I wonder if I can get my Health Care Provider to spring for my internet costs....

 :devious:

I doubt it, but you can probably get a prescription for hand lotion.
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Offline Wretched Excess

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Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2008, 08:54:19 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 06:18:07 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2008, 05:09:57 AM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.

The Bill Clinton Library now has a cancer research wing.

Mr Mannn wonders how this will affect the Democrat's Universal Health Care plans...
great..now when someone asks me what I do for a living...I might as well say piano player in a whore house

for Mr. Jack N. Meoff. :-)
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