fizzgig--the naked shaved head primitive who recently may or may not have hopped around in the sack with frank
For the first time, I've hit a speed bump on nominations.
This one, sir, I'd like you to reconsider; you
may be judging her upon how I described her in "the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich," rather than how she's presented herself on Skins's island.
If, after consultation with God, you still think she needs on the ballot, so be it, and she will be.
This troubles me greatly.
When I was writing "the brain-damaged primitive spends Thanksgiving with franksolich," I needed a primitive to provide inspiration for writing of the seduction of franksolich. I briefly contemplated using Ms. Piggy, the "msanthrophe" primitive, as the inspiration, but the thought of that sour
sau groping any part of this body vomited me.
By sheer random chance and luck, the choice then fell upon the fizzy one, who is of course much more aesthetic, and a nicer person.
As mentioned frequently in that story, one was not to draw conclusions about the character and conduct of the fizzy one from what I was writing; I was simply using her as the inspiration.
This has since caused me no end of grief and sorrow and lamentation, that I
may have impugned the good name and reputation of a primitive for whom I feel no animus (which is a rather rarified group, by the way).