I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, cute, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl.
You left out the "Red hair" part.
As for the OP, I'm not seeing a real big reason to marry ANY of them. #1 would ruin your life and/or possibly kill you sooner or later, #2 why would you even consider if you have nothing in common, and as for #3 she sounds like a great person to keep as a friend but with no physical attraction or sparks at all, no reason to take it any further than that.