Whew.
We're finally getting into familiar territory here, primitives with whom franksolich is intimately acquainted.
And talk about an ascent, way up from tenth place last year, to fifth place this year.
CaliforniaPeggy, the poetess laureatte of Skins's island, hardly needs an introduction.
So profound, so rhythmic, so melodious, so harmonious, so candy-to-the-ears, the poetry of the CalPig primitive, that franksolich earlier this year decided it was publish-worthy, and sought an outlet for them.
Learning that
Watchtower magazine is the largest general-circulation magazine in the world--and the CalPig primitive deserves the widest-spread exposure she can get--franksolich sent eleven of her poems to that publication, titillating the editors with the information that there was more, much more.
Alas, nothing came of it; perhaps franksolich was too over-demanding, in that he insisted that the face of the CalPig primitive grace the cover of
Watchtower, too.
One learns "negotiation" by doing, and sooner or later one gets it right.
Anyway.
The CalPig primitive is from an affluent area of southern California. Born in 1942, she became a registered nurse but gave that all up when she married a rich guy; they live in a Streisandian-sized palatial home--plenty of room in which to knock around, but the CalPig primitive, unliberal- and unDemocrat-like, refuses to share with the homeless, or near-homeless, primitives.
The above vital statistics provided by the CalPig primitive herself.
For the longest time, there was a rumor that the CalPig primitive had been born a man, but surgically-altered into a
femme--franksolich and our perceptive colleague Bondai, among others, fell for it--but that appears to only have been a rumor, and nothing else.
But it is most curious, a woman with an Adam's-apple the size of a grapefruit.
Which might explain the CalPig primitive's propensity for wearing turtleneck sweaters.
And we've seen the CalPig primitive in just about every color and style of turtleneck sweater, as when there's a "picture" campfire in the Lounge on Skins's island, the CalPig primitive is usually the first to show off her stuff.
An example of the CalPig primitive's poetry is in this, "another bowel-clencher from CalPig":
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-09-10 05:45 AM
Original message
A new poem: Find Yourself
where do I go
how do I do that
am I lost
do I need to be found
will anyone
find me
I’m someone
after all
I exist in time and space
maybe I’m just not where I need to be
right now
I’m so confused
I may never figure it out
just how do you go about
finding someone
who doesn’t want to
be
© 2010 MLC
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46201.0But the CalPig primitive has a rather wide variety of interests, besides just poetry.
the CalPig primitive's poem for the ages:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40028.0the CalPig primitive horrified at the greenbriar primitive's predicament:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40063.0the CalPig primitive hangs around Skins's island before taking husband to emergency room:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40246.0the CalPig primitive fed up with shoddy women's apparel:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,41714.0the CalPig primitive peels away clothing:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42221.0the CalPig primitive reads a newspaper:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42338.0the CalPig primitive anticipates (a MUST read):
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42727.0the CalPig primitive kisses the
Die alte sau's posterior:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,43173.0the CalPig primitive on youtube (a MUST see):
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44441.0the CalPig primitive never realized how nice ceiling fans can be:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46719.0the CalPig primitive gets her comeuppance; deleted comment retrieved:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47169.0the CalPig primitive changes careers:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47209.0the CalPig primitive considered a celebrity on Skins's island:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47366.0the CalPig primitive's never done this before:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49701.0the CalPig primitive leaves a blank spot on her ballot:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50613.0the CalPig primitive steps up to bat; donates stars to other primitives:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51657.0the CalPig primitive argues with a decent and civilized person about the Constitution:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51925.0the CalPig primitive sick at heart, drops her pom-poms:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52023.0the CalPig primitive biding her time:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52026.0the CalPig primitive is no racist:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52226.0
