Top DUmmies of 2010: #05 CaliforniaPeggy

[GCBill]

WOW! in the poem she says he strokes, licks and drinks her then enters her. That's worth an Oh my Oh my!

ETA: and she says he empties the aching seed into her.

I was b slapped, gut punched, and groin kicked all in one poem.

If you will kindly excuse me, I need to go and get some electroshock therapy to erase this image.

[Revolution]

WOW! in the poem she says he strokes, licks and drinks her then enters her. That's worth an Oh my Oh my!

ETA: and she says he empties the aching seed into her.

^ Blech!

From the "Name Removed" thread:

Name removed (0 posts)        Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
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Nicole Lambeth  Donating Member  (419 posts)       Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
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31. my dear California Peggy
  
No one responds to your poetry threads because your poems suck. As in, two dollar meth-addict whore kind of suck. And I'm really sorry that you're compelled to share whatever the hell it is inside you that needs to be expressed in these god-awful "poems", but apparently, your ego needs regular feedings, and we are meant to be your sacrificial lambs.

I am flabbergasted that anyone with anything beyond a high school education would find your poetry to be good reading. I mean, I can recommend some books if people need something to compare it to. It saddens my heart that no one has had the guts to tell you how embarrassingly bad your writing is - and not even that, it's that you lord it over your coterie of ass-kissers like it's something they need to praise you for. C'mon people, SERIOUSLY. The poems posted here should be considered acts of literary terrorism. They are THAT BAD.

And before you slam me for anything I've just said, let me make it clear: I. DON'T. CARE. If you really can't tell the difference between good writing or bad, or even how pathetic it is that Peggy has to come here to get her ego stoked (I don't know, she seems ungodly old - it may be the only thing keeping her alive at this point), then I really don't give a damn what you think.

One of the best, funniest, most honest thing I have ever read from the DUmp. Simply exquisite.


And frank, I have a question for you that has always perplexed me. How in the world does one such as CalPig, or the Bobbling primitive get in such close quarters with The Big Three as to get darn near whatever they want? Thread locks, TS's, carte blanche to bitch, and moan, etc? Is it the money one provides or a special aura about that person.

I've been thinking on it for a while, and am still puzzled.


Well done Mr. Wiggum, and frank. I believe #5 is a great spot for her. The donations on anyone, and everyone's behalf was priceless.

[Rebel]

A lot of his follower's died in Nike's when the Hale-Bopp came through.

[GOBUCKS]

Don't forget coach's late lamented DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba, who came over here last year to campaign for herself, and for the CalPig:

But, has anyone here ever read California Peggy's poetry?
Don't get me wrong - her poetry isn't bad.  It's awful.  It's the kind of thing that would blind God if He had to read it.  It's a collection of words that should be machine-gunned down, one by one, preferably out in the desert, with no witnesses, and a nice young girl who could be counted on to claim that she'd been shooting jackrabbits.  It's so bad, mirrors crack if anyone looking into a mirror while thinking of one of CP's poems runs the risk of permanent scarring, even blindness, while thinking of it as he peers into the mirror.
....
Her poetry needs immolation.  She needs to have all writing impletments and keyboards, paper, blank walls, toilet paper, paper towels, margins in newspapers, and even the blank part of framed works of art removed from her home until this idea that she's writing "poetry" passes.  Maybe medication will help.

[Revolution]

The "blind God if he had to read it" part had me chuckling. Extremely descriptive, and very accurate.

[Ralph Wiggum]

frank, has EFerrari ever won before?

No, she hasn't.  Here's a list from 2005 thru 2008:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37561.0.html

[Ballygrl]

No, she hasn't.  Here's a list from 2005 thru 2008:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37561.0.html

WOW! she was never even in the Top 10. Thanks!

[Ralph Wiggum]

WOW! she was never even in the Top 10. Thanks!

Actually, she has been.  She changed her name from sfexpat2000 to EFerrari during the name change amnesty after the 2008 election, since everyone pretty much knew her name anyway.

2005 - 6th - sfexpat2000
2006 - DID NOT MAKE LIST
2007 - 3rd - sfexpat2000
2008 - 8th - sfexpat2000

I didn't look back to see where she finished last year, but think it was in the Top 10.

EDIT - I checked:

2009 - 3rd - EFerrari

[JohnnyReb]

aching seed .....you know doing her has got to be painful.

I think I'm gonna be sick......

[Karin]

From the cummupence thread, I just have to  to Miskie for finding the smack-down.  Genius! 

Do 80 year olds really have "aching seed?" 

Oh what fun we've had this year with CalPeg...the blink blink blink blink poem was a laff-riot.  There was a springtime one, I think, that featured a nipple, but I don't want to go there. 

[GOBUCKS]

I've been looking for the CalPig's latest poem, entitled "Schlick, Schlick".

[DefiantSix]

I've been looking for the CalPig's latest poem, entitled "Schlick, Schlick".

For safety's sake, management put it right next to the emergency mind bleach station.

[Karin]

I'm not getting that inside joke.   

[IassaFTots]

I've been looking for the CalPig's latest poem, entitled "Schlick, Schlick".

You would! 

 

Schlick schlick flick flick.

[IassaFTots]

I'm not getting that inside joke.   

Chris posted two inappropriate smilies.  One says schlick.  The other says fap. 

[GOBUCKS]

Chris posted two inappropriate smilies.  One says schlick.  The other says fap. 

?? I thought they were entirely appropriate to the subject at hand.

[IassaFTots]

?? I thought they were entirely appropriate to the subject at hand.

Yeah, I suppose I should say graphic.  Yeah.

Chris posted two graphic smilies.  One said schlick, the other said fap.

schlick fap

[Tucker]

See what happens when I swear not to nominate her. I would hope it falls from sight altogether.

Anne has a shot along with Bobo

[Revolution]

I will go out on a limb here. Bobbo is Top 3. Maybe even #3 Top Primitive of 2010 on the dot.

[franksolich]

See what happens when I swear not to nominate her. I would hope it falls from sight altogether.

Anne has a shot along with Bobo

Since we're down to the last four, I'm free to announce something that I myself only just learned.

Primitives #07-#03 were determined by one, at most, two, votes.

Every vote counted.....excepting for TOP DUmmie OF 2010, who was a runaway winner, miles and miles ahead of the back nineteen.

[GOBUCKS]

Since we're down to the last four, I'm free to announce something that I myself only just learned.

Primitives #07-#03 were determined by one, at most, two, votes.

Every vote counted.....excepting for TOP DUmmie OF 2010, who was a runaway winner, miles and miles ahead of the back nineteen.

Gotta be the Aromatic Hobo, the Pungent Princess of Denver.

[BattleHymn]

Gotta be the Aromatic Hobo, the Pungent Princess of Denver.

Bobo, or Proud2bLib, or however she spells her name; I'm not sure which.  I have a feeling those are the top two slots.   

[Tucker]

Bobo, or Proud2bLib, or however she spells her name; I'm not sure which.  I have a feeling those are the top two slots.   

I'm wondering if Grayson has made an appearance in this section! Name removed is also missing. So we have Bobo and Anne bringing up the rear.

[Ballygrl]

For only finishing 5th, Peg's thread is pretty darn big compared to the others LOL.

[thundley4]

For only finishing 5th, Peg's thread is pretty darn big compared to the others LOL.

Many of those posts are just to show disgust with what she calls poetry.