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"Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« on: December 30, 2011, 01:40:28 PM »
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 Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)
Every time my GP sees me walking into his office with high heeled shoes and high heeled boots, he always tells me the same thing: that I need to change shoes or I'm going to end up with big foot, leg, and spine problems.

I gotta admit I have a long-standing love affair with shoes, particularly high heeled ones. I'm not tall, and these make me taller. However, doing research on the Internet I found an x-ray of a woman's foot in a high heeled shoe and it scared the living daylights out of me, so I looked at the article. SCARY what we women do to our feet! I'm trying to come to terms with this and find the courage to wear better shoes, lower heeled shoes.

In any case, here's the article that scared some sense into me.

http://www.aaos.org/news/aaosnow/mar08/clinical2.asp
 
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114. I will NOT wear any heels

I got knee and back problems from hell, not heel related. But I am not going to add to them.

And it is a good thing. When I need to go run and chase after stories.... I CAN
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2011, 01:48:24 PM »
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114. I will NOT wear any heels

I got knee and back problems from hell, not heel related. But I am not going to add to them.

And it is a good thing. When I need to go run and chase after stories.... I CAN


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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2011, 01:53:43 PM »

"Don't make me come after you!"

or,


"Don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2011, 01:56:40 PM »
For some reason, the Die alte Sau always struck me as a practical footwear person.

I have no idea why, but she did.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2011, 02:11:38 PM »
Poor stupid Sarah doesn't realize the votes have been cast and counted.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2011, 02:37:49 PM »
"Women in comfortable shoes" is a code phrase for something, right?

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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2011, 02:38:33 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 30, 2011, 02:37:49 PM
"Women in comfortable shoes" is a code phrase for something, right?

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It's a dog whistle.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2011, 03:21:52 PM »
When you put a 10 & 1/2 foot in a 6 & 1/2 shoe and then try to stand on your toes, it's gonna cause problems....just axe Moochelle.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2011, 03:30:54 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 30, 2011, 02:38:33 PM
It's a dog whistle.

Has anyone done a study on the woman who live in warm climates and just wear sandals, flip flops or go bare foot??

Ever go to the home of someone over 70 that has had their children's first shoes bronzed. Those old time heavy shoes that went almost to the kids ankle or a bit over it????

I Have yet to see a first pair of sneakers bronzed,   or to see those heavy baby shoes sold in shoe stores in 30 years.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2011, 03:49:18 PM »
Awwwww, this years DOTY and next years DOTY all in the same thread!
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2011, 04:09:02 PM »
Women have feet...???

 :???: :???: :???:

Funny.  Never noticed before... 

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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2011, 04:24:17 PM »
I've seen enough of you DUmp womens to know why you avoid the high heels.  It's the same reason you don't just throw the kickstand down on your motorcycle on hot pavement:



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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2011, 05:37:47 PM »
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2011, 05:38:04 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 30, 2011, 04:24:17 PM
I've seen enough of you DUmp womens to know why you avoid the high heels.  It's the same reason you don't just throw the kickstand down on your motorcycle on hot pavement:





They are the type of women that when they wear high heels, they strike oil!

They wear a watch on both arms, because they cover 2 time zones!

They are the type of women that when they want their sex partner "on top", he/she/it needs a ladder!

After he/she/it finally makes it to the top, their ears pop!

When they walk into a room, MICE jump onto the chairs!

They are known as "2-baggers".  That's when you wear a bag over YOUR head in case the one on her head comes off!

When they go swimming, they leave a "ring around the lake!"

They are the type of women that when someone broke into their homes, when they yell "RAPE!", burglars yell "NO!"

They aren't too bright, either.

It takes Sarah Ibuprofin an hour and a half to watch "60 Mintues".

Sarah was 8 years old before she realized there was no such thing as "Alpo Baby Food"!

Sarah's boyfriend once gave her a toy poodle.  She killed it putting batteries in it!

Sarah hit a deer with her car the other day.  It was in the zoo!

She had her car in the body shop to repair 60 dents.  She took a short cut thru a driving range!

In the Sarah household, her boyfriend prays AFTER HE EATS!  (Meatloaf shouldn't glow in the dark!)

After feeding her dog some of her leftovers, the dog proceeds to lick his butt.  Sarah asks her boyfriend why it's doing that, and he replies:  "He's probably trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2011, 05:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 30, 2011, 05:37:47 PM


"Women are not for decoration."

Depends on where you put them.
 
Also helps to have "something to work with" as a starting point.

That whole "lipstick on a pig" thing, donchaknow.   :lmao:
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2011, 05:43:41 PM »
"I gotta admit I have a long-standing love affair with shoes, particularly high heeled ones. I'm not tall, and these make me taller."
Napoleon Bonaparte (Or at least someone hired by him) invented high heeled shoes for that very reason.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2011, 05:48:26 PM »
Quote from: movie buff on December 30, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
"I gotta admit I have a long-standing love affair with shoes, particularly high heeled ones. I'm not tall, and these make me taller."
Napoleon Bonaparte (Or at least someone hired by him) invented high heeled shoes for that very reason.

movie buff, I see you are a KOOK, just like me!   :-)

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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2011, 08:17:43 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 30, 2011, 05:38:04 PM

They are the type of women that when they wear high heels, they strike oil!

They wear a watch on both arms, because they cover 2 time zones!

They are the type of women that when they want their sex partner "on top", he/she/it needs a ladder!

After he/she/it finally makes it to the top, their ears pop!

When they walk into a room, MICE jump onto the chairs!

They are known as "2-baggers".  That's when you wear a bag over YOUR head in case the one on her head comes off!

When they go swimming, they leave a "ring around the lake!"

They are the type of women that when someone broke into their homes, when they yell "RAPE!", burglars yell "NO!"

They aren't too bright, either.

It takes Sarah Ibuprofin an hour and a half to watch "60 Mintues".

Sarah was 8 years old before she realized there was no such thing as "Alpo Baby Food"!

Sarah's boyfriend once gave her a toy poodle.  She killed it putting batteries in it!

Sarah hit a deer with her car the other day.  It was in the zoo!

She had her car in the body shop to repair 60 dents.  She took a short cut thru a driving range!

In the Sarah household, her boyfriend prays AFTER HE EATS!  (Meatloaf shouldn't glow in the dark!)

After feeding her dog some of her leftovers, the dog proceeds to lick his butt.  Sarah asks her boyfriend why it's doing that, and he replies:  "He's probably trying to get the taste out of his mouth."


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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2011, 09:32:03 PM »
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They are the type of women that when someone broke into their homes, when they yell "RAPE!", burglars yell "NO!"

That cracked me up. Hi5. :lmao:
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2011, 10:12:26 PM »
Shoes are proof that human beings are not the product of evolution. Or that evolution is not a rational process. One or the other.
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2011, 05:48:48 AM »
Oh, I just love shoes...it's an addiction. I love the styles right now...platforms with class. Get me a pair of Jimmy Choo's and I'll follow you anywhere. And purses. I'm obsessed with my handbag matching my shoes. Can't believe there's actually a DUmmie that's fashion forward.

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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2011, 08:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 30, 2011, 10:12:26 PM
Shoes are proof that human beings are not the product of evolution. Or that evolution is not a rational process. One or the other.
But a good pair of heels makes everything below my waist look fantastic! :-)
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2011, 09:02:22 AM »
Men don't have feet problems, Sarah?  My doctor would like to have a few words with you, starting with "idiot", "moron", and "dipshit".
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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2011, 10:31:37 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on December 31, 2011, 08:50:41 AM
But a good pair of heels makes everything below my waist look fantastic! :-)

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Re: "Women's feet are a mess (not so with men's feet)" (Sarah Ibarruri)
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2011, 10:12:09 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 30, 2011, 02:37:49 PM
"Women in comfortable shoes" is a code phrase for something, right?
I think it's taken from that famous Earl Butz joke about the only things minorities want.
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