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The DUmpster / Re: Verdict in the New York case
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The DUmpster / Verdict in the New York case
« Last post by CC27 on Today at 11:46:19 AM »Quote
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Verdict in the New York case
"Your Honor, we have a divided jury. Six of us say he's Guilty, two Incredibly Guilty, two ****ing Guilty, one Guilty as Hell and one So Guilty There Aren't Words To Describe It."
"Jury, you are hereby ordered to return to the jury room and unify your findings."
...ten minutes later...
"Have you reached a united verdict, foreman?"
"Your Honor, we have. We've decided he's Guilty as Hell, so say we all."
"Do you have a recommended sentence?"
"Nothing that wouldn't violate the Eighth Amendment, Your Honor, but we'll be okay with it if you give him thirty years in Sing Sing."
"What sentences that violate the Eighth Amendment did you come up with?"
"Juror Eight recommended we stuff him in a 55-gallon oil drum and throw him over Niagara Falls. We all thought that was a good idea. Juror Six recommended the guillotine, but we quashed that because none of us know how to make one and the French National Museum won't loan us theirs."
"I don't think I can go along with the oil drum idea, as creative as it is. I mean, come on. You've seen him, right? How would we get him in it?"
"How about welding two barrels together? That would work."
"It would, but I'm going to stick to your original suggestion and just put him in prison. Bailiff, record a verdict of Guilty as Hell and take him away."
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218981179
Rent free 24/7... you are not clever BTW. You come off as demented.
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The DUmpster / Re: A peek behind the curtain. Trump is just the front man.
« Last post by Wineslob on Today at 11:44:14 AM »I believe someone is confused as to who is actually doing these things.
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The DUmpster / Re: My one son 19 friend scored a Momose their version of a les Paul single cut.
« Last post by SVPete on Today at 11:19:16 AM »Is this Orange Man's fault somehow?
By driving the late Boog's pet human to drink, making his posts unintelligible.
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The DUmpster / Re: My one son 19 friend scored a Momose their version of a les Paul single cut.
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The DUmpster / Re: A peek behind the curtain. Trump is just the front man.
« Last post by CollectivismMustDie on Today at 10:55:08 AM »The more one reads DU, the more 'new projection meters' one needs.
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The DUmpster / Re: My one son 19 friend scored a Momose their version of a les Paul single cut.
« Last post by 67 Rover on Today at 10:40:29 AM »TL;DR version: my son's friend got a high-end Japanese-made custom Les Paul copy. The late Boog's pet human thinks it cool.
Is this Orange Man's fault somehow?
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The DUmpster / Re: Out of idle curiosity, I just took a sample online U.S. citizenship test.
« Last post by 67 Rover on Today at 10:36:25 AM »Take some DUmass's job!! That there is the funny... DUmmy with a job... HAHAHAHAHA
P.S. DUmmys lie they lie all the time. I doubt the DUmbass took any kind of citizen test.
Online begging and SSDI scamming is sort of a job, well at least some effort is put in I guess.
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The DUmpster / VIDEO: NYU Graduates Reveal the Results of Years of Leftist Brainwashing
« Last post by pjcomix on Today at 09:48:47 AM »Quote
Here you see new NYU graduates reveal what happens when young minds are subjected to years of leftist brainwashing. They tell us their "concentrations" (is "major" now supposed to be a taboo word?) are which results in great inadvertent comedy. I mean how can you not laugh when a new graduate tells you that his major (oops, I mean "concentration) is "Equilibrium or Negotiated Paradox."
Most if not all these graduates will end up as useless slugs with ZERO useful skills feeding at governmental or corporate grant troughs.
https://rumble.com/v4xz87l-nyu-graduates-hilariously-reveal-the-results-of-years-of-leftist-brainwashi.html
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The DUmpster / Re: My one son 19 friend scored a Momose their version of a les Paul single cut.
« Last post by SVPete on Today at 09:22:12 AM »TL;DR version: my son's friend got a high-end Japanese-made custom Les Paul copy. The late Boog's pet human thinks it cool.