« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.  (Read 93 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline CC27

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6638
  • Reputation: +1940/-30
There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« on: Today at 07:13:45 AM »
Quote
milestogo (22,634 posts)

There were two men in black at my front door this morning.

I could see them through my ring camera. They rang the doorbell and knocked. My dog went crazy, as he is supposed to. I had no idea who it was but I was apprehensive. I was not expecting anyone. They rang the doorbell and knocked again.

Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

Jehovah's Witnesses - still not welcome. But better than ICE!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220932548

DUmmie trying to be funny but fails
Logged

Offline SVPete

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 31714
  • Reputation: +3602/-248
Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #1 on: Today at 08:09:50 AM »
Quote
Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

 :rotf: That was my first thought when I heard it was two men knocking at milestogo's front door. milestogo's Trump-Hatred and paranoia (and maybe recreational chemicals?) took him to an utterly wrong ASSumption. Unsurprisingly. :rotf:  :loser:

I have a couple pair of black jeans, a black polo or two, and a black hoodie. Should I figure out if any Trump-Haters live near me so I could avoid or trigger them? :tongue:
« Last Edit: Today at 08:13:21 AM by SVPete »
Logged
If The Vaccine is deadly as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, millions now living would have died.

US Life Expectancy chart illustrating this, https://www.macrotrends.net/datasets/global-metrics/countries/usa/united-states/life-expectancy

Offline DUmpDiver

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2150
  • Reputation: +976/-5
Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:32:41 AM »
nilestogo is lying. They were wearing white coats and had a straightjacket.
Logged

Offline FlaGator

  • Another Pilgrim
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5474
  • Reputation: +1079/-31
  • Democracy can survive anything except Democrats
Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #3 on: Today at 08:37:22 AM »
My first thought was JW, or maybe Mormons, or someone selling windows.
Logged
"My enemy's enemy is the enemy I kill last."
Klingon Proverb.

Offline ADsOutburst

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5669
  • Reputation: +1783/-14
Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #4 on: Today at 08:49:23 AM »
Pfft. Men in Black is so '90s.
Logged

Offline Airwolf

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12332
  • Reputation: +960/-163
Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #5 on: Today at 01:22:08 PM »
If it was the cops and they REALLY wanted to get you that door wouldn't have stopped them, Idiot.
Logged
MOLON LABE

"Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."-- Conan the Barbarian

Clint Eastwood - Because God wanted Chuck Norris to have nightmares.

"I am not a Number,I am a free man"

"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

Offline SVPete

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 31714
  • Reputation: +3602/-248
Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #6 on: Today at 01:25:20 PM »
Logged
If The Vaccine is deadly as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, millions now living would have died.

US Life Expectancy chart illustrating this, https://www.macrotrends.net/datasets/global-metrics/countries/usa/united-states/life-expectancy
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »