Because being too kind is among my greater faults,

, I have a few no-scarcasm suggestions. Why not join me at Quarry Turkey,
https://brazenracing.com/quarryturkey/ . It's at Quarry Lakes Park in Fremont on the Saturday morning after Thanksgiving. I'll be walking the 5K, a course that is entirely within the park and is scenic to the point that it's almost easy to forget the park is within a city.
A good Thanksgiving Day turkey trot is the Zoom Turkey Trot,
https://runsignup.com/Race/CA/SanJose/ZoomTurkeyTrot , in south San Jose. Or perhaps ZombieRunner Quarry Lakes on December 6th,
https://runsignup.com/Race/CA/Fremont/ZombieRunnerQuarryLakes .
I've done all three at various occasions in the past and they are well organized and as relaxing as runners/walkers want to be.