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twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« on: January 15, 2014, 03:55:12 PM »
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/truly-upsetting-vintage-recipes

Oh my.

The primitives on Skins's island are passing this around, perhaps because some of it reflects their, uh, peculiar culinary tastes.

There's tuna-and-jello pie, ham and bananas Hollandaise, hot dog fondue, and it gets worse.

Recipes and photographs at the link; nothing that can be easily copied-and-pasted here for a sample.

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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 04:07:06 PM »
Not going there.....I'm still fond of eating.
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 04:18:14 PM »
I wouldn't call them upsetting but disgusting.


I think the real question is, did anyone make that stuff and actually eat it???
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 04:37:30 PM »
If the gals on the feminazi forum see picture for the "banana candle" recipe, they're going to have an aneurysm.

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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2014, 07:28:52 PM »
The only one I would consider trying is the Spam and Lima beans.

Wasn't there some mention of Hellman's and Best Food mayonnaise being the same company in another thread a while back?


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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2014, 09:17:10 PM »
Nothing can compare to Pam Dawson's vomit enchiladas.

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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2014, 09:28:47 PM »
I know NHSparky does. :rofl:
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2014, 10:03:03 PM »
Growing up, a special treat was hot dogs stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon and broiled.  Lord help me if I ate them now. 
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2014, 10:24:02 PM »
I could definitely handle the hot dog fondue

but the banana candle...not so much
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2014, 03:09:33 PM »
The only one I would consider trying is the Spam and Lima beans.


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Those were hilarious and disgusting.  I'm so glad it fell out of fashion to mold shit. 

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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2014, 12:16:41 PM »
Moldy shit IS disgusting!
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2014, 05:43:49 PM »
Growing up, a special treat was hot dogs stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon and broiled.  Lord help me if I ate them now. 

What's wrong with cheese, bacon and a hot dog???
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2014, 06:58:33 PM »
If the gals on the feminazi forum see picture for the "banana candle" recipe, they're going to have an aneurysm.

I think the Banana Candle is the first cousin to Dame Edna's Pineapple and Sausage Surprise:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc1e4kpXiyg[/youtube]

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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2014, 09:38:28 PM »
What's wrong with cheese, bacon and a hot dog???

I like all three, but those things came out a greasy hot mess.  That was our living in high cotton meal.  I can taste it!  I gotta believe I feel my arteries clog just thinking about it!
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Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2014, 07:13:19 AM »
The only one I would consider trying is the Spam and Lima beans.

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