WilliamPitt
Writing from his mom's kitchen.

If I said I read it, I would be giving Pitt far more credit than he deserves.
I scanned for keywords as I scrolled through his verbal diarrhea- and he didn't disappoint:
the politics of Florida and its Electoral College votes.
Pitt is down to two brain cells. One has the implanted memory of Pitt's moment of almost-near-sorta-glory (November 2000, when the other Dummies usd to pay attention to what he had to say- just before he was caught trying to get into the pants of those 12 year old schoolgirls). The other contains one word: "****".
Those two brain cells are on opposite sides of his cranial cavity. Sometimes they wave at each other across no man's land, but mostly they do their own thing. This time around, he tried to connect Bush/Gore 2000 to Obama/Castro.
Stupid drunken ****.*
*Used for ironic effect.