MineralMan (68,747 posts) Sun Nov 16, 2014, 02:22 PM
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With apologies to
Exodus 32:
1 When the primitives saw that Minnesota Moses was so long in coming down from his soap box, they gathered around Skins and said "Entertain us with a website! As for this fellow Minnesota Moses who spouts out hot air, we don't know what is going on with him."
2Skins answered them, "Take out the gold nose rings and jewelry that your civil union partners are wearing, and pawn them for me."
3So all of the primitves took off their jewelry, hocked it, and donated the money to Skins.
4He took what they donated to him and made it into a website in the shape of an island, fashioning it for fools. Then they said, "This is our god, fellow primitives, who will bring us out of reality."
5When Skins saw this, he put a donation tab on the island and announced, "Tomorrow will be a Valentine's Heart campaign for my vacation."
6So the next day the primitives rose really late in the day and sacrificed hippie lettuce in burnt offerings and presented their aborted babies in fellowship offerings. Afterwards, they sat down to get blazed again, and indulge in "revelry".
7Then, out of nowhere, Nadin (who used to be the primitives' Moses) said to Minnesota Moses, "While you were out pitching your tent one day closer to the mausoleum, the primitives, whom you had nearly bored to death with your ridiculous soap-box preaching, have turned away from what I, Nadin, had commanded them and continue to inhabit the island that is for fools." They have donated money to it, and have said, "This is our god, fellow primitives, who has brought us out of reality."
But Minnesota Moses sought the favor of the Nadin. "Nads," he said, "Why should you live in exile from the primitives, whom you brought through earthquakes with great powdered milk and your shiny bald head?"
(to be continued, time allotting)