More likely a trip to Branson, where he'll be healed at an autograph session with the cast of "The Flying Nun".
You know, I
will admit there might, or might not, be a minuscule iota of truth to the big guy's tale, and if so, it probably went something like this:
The big guy went to see the physician, who read the results of various tests, and finally said to him, "You know, Steve, your excess weight's overtaxed your whole system--your heart, your stomach, your liver, your kidneys, your spine, your hips, your knees, your feet, are all getting shot to Hell, and fast.
"If you don't lose about 350 pounds, Steve, you're going to die."
Well, the big guy has
no intention of losing about 350 pounds.....