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Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« on: July 03, 2014, 03:53:54 PM »
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I like sex
   
WED JUL 02, 2014 AT 08:42 PM PDT
I like sex
by nancyjones

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It figures kpete would post this article. It's all she's ever had to do to earn her life as a 1%er.

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bemildred (75,153 posts)

2. Yes, this sex is bad shit has to end.

Sex is serious business, but it is a gift.

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PasadenaTrudy (1,729 posts)

25. Unless you don't like it

and try to avoid it as much as possible. Not a gift when you are always being coerced!

Coerced.

But I bet she'd be livid if her husband took a mistress.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025188806


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The_Commonist (2,290 posts)

I'm a man, and I like to have sex.

blah-blah-blah

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025190019



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War on sex, and women at the same time!
   
Without contraceptives, for many.... no sex. These medicines can be expensive. If the word gets through, that that is what the Republicans really want to control, when they talk about issues on "right to life", then they will be through for good. If all those affected vote and understand what is really happening, this could be it. But people have to vote these fanatics out.

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boston bean (20,772 posts)

I like to have sex

when I want to have sex.

I'm not a prude when I don't want to have sex, and I'm not a slut when I do have sex.

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CaliforniaPeggy (109,422 posts)

1. Right on, boston bean!

I agree heartily with everything you've said here...........and I feel the same.

Okay, I'll admit it. THAT killed MY libido.

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Anyway...

...that's their new self-congratulatory kick their on. You know, the ones where they create a false view of The Other and then high-five each other for liking/doing something that everybody else, including The Other, also likes/does.

They really are the greatest people in the world.

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Just ask them; they'll tell you.
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2014, 04:00:23 PM »
Another thread where nadin is sorely missed.

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2014, 04:35:12 PM »
Another thread where nadin is sorely missed.

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2014, 04:48:54 PM »
http://news.investors.com/politics-andrew-malcolm/020612-600162-republicans-enjoy-a-better-sex-life-than-liberals.htm
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Conservatives have better sex than liberals: Report
Just when President Obama and his shrinking band of backers got a whiff of hope from a job approval blip, comes the devastating news that conservatives not only give better sex but have better sex.

A new report from Match.com based on an outside survey of some 6,000 single Americans confirms what most conservatives had long believed privately but could never confirm because, being conservatives, they can't really talk about sex or acknowledge its existence, despite all their children.

The finding: Republicans have the highest rate of orgasm of any group in the report. Especially conservative Republicans. No wonder those tea partiers always look so happy.

In fact, a majority of self-identified conservatives reported that during sex they reach orgasm just about every single time. That's way higher than the Democrat's national job approval.

Suck it DUmmies, suck it long and hard.  :rofl:

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2014, 05:30:28 PM »
Another thread where nadin is sorely missed.

Now, if the primitives were as "liberated" and promiscuous as they allege themselves to be, one would reasonably expect a great many sex threads on Skins's island, sex being such a large part of their lives.

But there aren't; in fact, sex seems to be utterly absent as a topic there.
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2014, 05:45:06 PM »
Clean, pleasant, nice looking....why hell yeah they get more sex and better sex too. Who wants to spend all day trying to please some ill mannered, dirty, DUmmie woman?
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2014, 05:48:15 PM »
Clean, pleasant, nice looking....why hell yeah they get more sex and better sex too. Who wants to spend all day trying to please some ill mannered, dirty, DUmmie woman?

Well, I wanna read all about MrsCorpio's conquests, and about the armies with whom the windy primitive, the "In_The_Wind" primitive, hopped around in the sack during her days as a loose and easy hippiechick.

But the primitives seem to avoid the subject.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2014, 05:59:42 PM »
Well, I wanna read all about MrsCorpio's conquests, and about the armies with whom the windy primitive, the "In_The_Wind" primitive, hopped around in the sack during her days as a loose and easy hippiechick.

But the primitives seem to avoid the subject.
Slam, bam, thank you mam.....hit it and quit it....now you've read it and there's no way to make their exploits sexy.
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2014, 06:05:51 PM »
Slam, bam, thank you mam.....hit it and quit it....now you've read it and there's no way to make their exploits sexy.

Another primitive who's probably bubbling full of sex stories is, of course, the BainsBane primitive.

But if she's not going to talk about her trysts, I guess I'll have to write about them myself.
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2014, 06:26:34 PM »
Now, if the primitives were as "liberated" and promiscuous as they allege themselves to be, one would reasonably expect a great many sex threads on Skins's island, sex being such a large part of their lives.

But there aren't; in fact, sex seems to be utterly absent as a topic there.


That's probably because by in large the DUmmies are a miserable lot of human waste.  By being so miserable therefore they are void of any pleasure that sex may bring.
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2014, 08:31:02 PM »
DUmmies are some of the most repressed people.  :mental:
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2014, 09:39:26 PM »
Another primitive who's probably bubbling full of sex stories is, of course, the BainsBane primitive.

The one with the most stories might be ugly DUmmy Warpy, self-proclaimed inspector of ten thousand dicks.

But for my money, when it comes to sex stories no DUmmy is the equal of stevenumbers.

With detailed accounts of his amazing dating escapades he set a standard that no DUmmy since has met.

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2014, 10:44:05 PM »
Can we replace the word "sex" with "work" in this thread?






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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2014, 10:45:42 PM »
Can we replace the word "sex" with "work" in this thread?
But then it wouldn't make any sense.
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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2014, 06:20:40 AM »
Can we replace the word "sex" with "work" in this thread?

Why can't we just combine them...sex work. Better than porn! $10 a blow job for every crack whore! That's better wages than women in the 0bama adminstration make! And they're the only ones on the left who truly earn their keep crack.

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2014, 10:03:12 PM »
So let me get this straight, just because someone does not want to pay for your inability to use the other 20 plus contraceptives completely covered available to you and you need to use an abortificant, I somehow don't like sex personally?  ::) Really, is there any other reason to justify shit when the have made such a tremendous leap in fallacy based on my previous statement?

If one does not like sex, one can simply choose not to partake of it. There is no reason to dictate birth control to others, however that said, there is a massive difference between telling someone they can't use something and telling them it is their own responsibility to provide that something for themselves. It would appear to me those unwilling to foot the bill for their own sexual habits are the ones who don't think sex worthy enough to even lay out(pardon the pun) 30 bucks a month to participate in those activities.

Also, for all those war on women nitwits, can they please tell me why their sexual partners are not helping to foot the bill for their mutually gratifying(assumption) activities? Why I am proclaiming a war on you because I don't think I should pay for your recreational activities, but the loser you picked to bed has no such inclination to the same war when he doesn't offer up the money to help his woman du jour put out in safety? Seems like the war on women if it is based on paying for one's own birth control is being waged in the individual dummies beds, not by the folks unwilling to foot the bill for an activity and person they are not engaged with between the sheets. Just some thoughts jackasses.

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Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters, Proglodytes like sex
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2014, 08:26:04 AM »
Why can't we just combine them...sex work. Better than porn! $10 a blow job for every crack whore! That's better wages than women in the 0bama adminstration make! And they're the only ones on the left who truly earn their keep crack.

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