I have one, but only one.
The sparkling old dude; I still think the two of us would get along famously in real life, provided his trophy wife isn't with him.
For lurking DUmmies: proof that franksolich and Big Dog are not the same person:
I have one, but only one.
The trophy wife; I still think the two of us would get along famously in real life, provided the sparkling old dude isn't with her.

And PhDD, of course. I'd bang her like a gong, then tell her to make me a sammich.
Note: the preceding was a work of fiction. There is not a single primitive whom I care to meet. I wouldn't piss on a DUmmy if he or she was on fire.