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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: DUmmy "cali" vows never to forget what it's like to be poor
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2014, 05:19:56 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on June 26, 2014, 03:21:41 PM
Free pallets signs are everywhere near the big box stores and as a bonus the wood is already dry. Zero bongs.
Yeah, but you have to bust them up and that's to much work for a DUmmie.

I would have said cut them up but DUmmies shouldn't be around sharp objects.....wait a minute, I've changed my mind. I'll make an exception and loan DUmmies my sharpest axe even though I know I won't get it back. 
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Re: DUmmy "cali" vows never to forget what it's like to be poor
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2014, 05:28:49 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 26, 2014, 05:19:56 PM
Yeah, but you have to bust them up and that's to much work for a DUmmie.

I would have said cut them up but DUmmies shouldn't be around sharp objects.....wait a minute, I've changed my mind. I'll make an exception and loan DUmmies my sharpest axe even though I know I won't get it back.

That's very generous of you.  I'd be willing to loan them my chainsaw, but first I need to disable the chain brake.
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Re: DUmmy "cali" vows never to forget what it's like to be poor
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2014, 05:32:00 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on June 26, 2014, 05:28:49 PM
That's very generous of you.  I'd be willing to loan them my chainsaw, but first I need to disable the chain brake.
I see we're thinking alike.... :lmao:
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: DUmmy "cali" vows never to forget what it's like to be poor
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2014, 07:25:47 PM »
Yeah, this reminded me of those stories of people reduced to having to eat the beans out of furniture. They didn't realize they weren't really beans.
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Re: DUmmy "cali" vows never to forget what it's like to be poor
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2014, 10:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on June 26, 2014, 07:25:47 PM
Yeah, this reminded me of those stories of people reduced to having to eat the beans out of furniture. They didn't realize they weren't really beans.

I planted some. Now my garden is full of furniture.
But at least I can burn that to keep the house warm.
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