OffWithTheirHeads complains about a visting stepson

[the county]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025032749

but he can't even spell Oklahoma right in his thread title:

Sun Jun 1, 2014, 01:05 AM

 OffWithTheirHeads (9,531 posts)

My teabagger stepson from Oaklahoma finally left after an 8 day visit.


 Things I learned. Climate change is caused by sunspots.
The 250,000.000 year old Trilobites I have in my rock garden were put there by God to test our faith. He has memorized the entire Encyclopedia Britannica. This may seem improbable BUT, if you ignore all the facts, sciency stuff and all the terrorist, Muslim, Arabic numerals, all you really need to memorize are the words Encyclopedia Britannica. Even a teabag can do that! The guy is in his 50,s and has probably worked two years in his entire life, choosing instead to live off his wife, a left behind idiot with a real work ethic who has always had a job since I met her. Of ourse, the teabagger thinks Social Security sucks because he has never paid into it.
 What fun Fox news commentary 24\ 7

The stepson is in his 50s? How old is this jackass then?

[franksolich]

Speaking of.....

This is in Tucson.  Any Amber sightings lately?

And yeah, the primitive's no spring, or even summer, chicken.

[Carl]

Their bouncies sure do suck now,they don`t even try. 

[beefeater]

Their bouncies sure do suck now,they don`t even try. 

You might even say they fail

[I_B_Perky]

Sun Jun 1, 2014, 01:05 AM

 OffWithTheirHeads (9,531 posts)

My teabagger stepson from Oaklahoma finally left after an 8 day visit.


 Things I learned. Climate change is caused by sunspots.
The 250,000.000 year old Trilobites I have in my rock garden were put there by God to test our faith. He has memorized the entire Encyclopedia Britannica. This may seem improbable BUT, if you ignore all the facts, sciency stuff and all the terrorist, Muslim, Arabic numerals, all you really need to memorize are the words Encyclopedia Britannica. Even a teabag can do that! The guy is in his 50,s and has probably worked two years in his entire life, choosing instead to live off his wife, a left behind idiot with a real work ethic who has always had a job since I met her. Of ourse, the teabagger thinks Social Security sucks because he has never paid into it.
 What fun Fox news commentary 24\ 7

Lessee here.....

Didn't start with "So".
No convenient store or doctor office.
No putting the ignorant teabagger in it's place.
No audience to clap and cheer.
No conversion.
No bushes to jump out of.
No fox news on the TV

Piss poor bouncie attempt. Zero bongs.

[Dori]

Speaking of.....

This is in Tucson.  Any Amber sightings lately?

Not really.  Not since she reported her broken tows, fingers and hip, getting a second job and being part of a car pool.

Now that she's on her way up, maybe she's just too good for the DUmp.

[GOBUCKS]

Not really.  Not since she reported her broken tows, fingers and hip, getting a second job and being part of a car pool.

Now that she's on her way up, maybe she's just too good for the DUmp.

I think maybe those experimental ultrasonic brain treatments hit just the right frequency and her head exploded.

[Chris_]

The only ultrasonic frequencies happening in her head are echoes bouncing off an empty skull.