DUmmies Discuss Creepy Stalking Squirrels

[Dori]

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LuckyTheDog (6,126 posts)
A squirrel is creeping me out
 
I work on a college campus, so naturally, there are lots of squirrels. I usually don't pay much attention to them. But...

There's this one that seems otherwise healthy, but is missing about a quarter of its fur. For weeks, it has been hanging out just outside the building I work in. And sometimes, when I am out there, it stares at me.

Creepy.

hollysmom (2,479 posts)

1. Oh, I thought I would find another stalker squirrel like I had problems with.

It would wait for me on the porch and when I tried to go out, it would run toward the door. Scared me, I ended up having to use the front door or set the dog on it. Although after a while it got to the dog as well and she did not want to go out there.

Duppers (4,754 posts)

12. ah, nope
 
They're still cute. We feed our porch rats every day and one of the little varmints, if not fed on time, does body slams on our French doors.

We do call 'em our fuzzy tailed rats.

Duppers (4,754 posts)

13. btw...
 
I made them tiny peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast this morning.

Can you tell we're currently between dogs? Our last baby girl died and we've not yet adopted another. When we do, our squirrel feeding days will be over.

Star Member pinboy3niner (35,348 posts)

7. Consult Aerows first
 
She's the resident expert on rodents and vermin and critters that bite and rabies treatment.

^hey dude....this thread has potential.  Don't go dragging Aerows little mishap  into it.
 

applegrove (63,734 posts)

5. Squirrels are cute from far away. The closer you get to them the more they look like rats.

[landofconfusion80]

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[Dori]

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The comments were funny....

[wasp69]

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There's 18 grand shot all to Hell...

[I_B_Perky]

hollysmom (2,479 posts)

1. Oh, I thought I would find another stalker squirrel like I had problems with.

It would wait for me on the porch and when I tried to go out, it would run toward the door. Scared me, I ended up having to use the front door or set the dog on it. Although after a while it got to the dog as well and she did not want to go out there.

Either of my dogs see a squirrel it better vacate the property ASAP or it will become dog food.  Leave it to a dummie to turn a dog into a *****. 

[FlippyDoo]

LuckyTheDog (6,126 posts)
A squirrel is creeping me out
 
I work on a college campus, so naturally, there are lots of squirrels. I usually don't pay much attention to them. But...

There's this one that seems otherwise healthy, but is missing about a quarter of its fur. For weeks, it has been hanging out just outside the building I work in. And sometimes, when I am out there, it stares at me.

Creepy.

That sounds like a Vacuous Posterior Orifice squirrel. The fact that it stares at you could be cause for concern.

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They stare at stupid assholes and you can't fool them.

[JohnnyReb]

Democrat squirrel.....bit the hand feeding it....but that's alright, it will still vote democrat and they will just keep feeding it.