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primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« on: April 10, 2014, 07:19:36 PM »
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(90,663 posts)    Thu Apr 10, 2014, 07:12 PM

If Aliens asked if they could move into your house and live with you - would you let them

Maybe the Aliens are coming here and Barack Obama personally rings you up and asks if some aliens could live at your house for awhile. Would you invite them in to live with you?

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dixiegrrrrl (35,479 posts)    Thu Apr 10, 2014, 08:04 PM

12. Define aliens...

As alien as say, republicans?
or as my ex's family?
or the jackass that just moved in next door?

or jsut your basic not as weird as the above space alien?
In which case, maybe, but they gotta bring their own bed, sleep on the deck ( we have NO guest space) and volunteer to do the chores.

I dunno, but I have aliens here right now, camping out down on the river.

The usual old hippies, six of them, four male, two female, youngest one probably circa 55 years old.

They're leaving Friday morning, though.

They're always coming up to the house to borrow things.

Being a nice guy, I have no problems with that, but I wonder.  Surely not everybody's a nice guy, wherever they go and camp.  One wonders what they do then.
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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2014, 07:41:22 PM »
Old Stevie would take in some aliens......if they would do sexual things to him.
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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2014, 07:58:15 PM »

They're always coming up to the house to borrow things.

Do they borrow eggs or milk? I had a neighbor once who did that. They never brought them back - not that I would want them to.
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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2014, 08:05:29 PM »
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dixiegrrrrl (35,479 posts)    Thu Apr 10, 2014, 08:04 PM

12. Define aliens...
The only aliens I know are the ones down in the barrio that have expired tags on some rusty piece of shit blowing blue smoke out the tailpipe.
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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2014, 09:12:53 PM »
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Too many dust bunnies under the bed

A reminder of dear Andy, before coach whacked him.

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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2014, 09:47:22 PM »
A reminder of dear Andy, before coach whacked him.

That reminds me, frank has been back for a day now.  Has anybody noticed any primitives go missing? 

How is the Water Closet Green primitive?  Has he finally snuffed it?

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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2014, 10:20:18 PM »
The libs should try illegal aliens before they move up to deep space aliens.
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 12:43:25 AM »
To the (D)Ummies, all aliens will look like this:

              

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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 02:42:42 AM »
The only aliens I know are the ones down in the barrio that have expired tags on some rusty piece of shit blowing blue smoke out the tailpipe.
those aliens don't ask...they just come






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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 06:06:05 AM »
Do they borrow eggs or milk? I had a neighbor once who did that. They never brought them back - not that I would want them to.

The first thing was they needed matches, for a fire.  No problem.

A little bit later, they needed a couple of containers in which to carry water back to the camp.  No problem (when one camps here, one has to get water from near the house).

When setting up the tent, they needed to borrow a pair of pliers to twist some metal wire.  No problem.

Then they wanted to borrow wooden clothes-pins to use in hanging wet clothes.  No problem.

That was the first hour they were here.

As it got dark, they wanted to borrow a couple of flashlights.  No problem.

They went to town and got beer, and wanted to have a plastic trash bag.  No problem.

Just before they hit the sack for the night, they borrowed a shovel, so as to bury things in the morning before they left.  No problem.

But man, for people who allegedly camp "a lot," they sure seemed ill-prepared.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 07:54:46 AM »
^^ Boy, I'll say.  What a bunch of DUmmies. 

The OP was stupid, and tossing obozo in the equation was even stupider.  It sounded like an adolescent girl, worshipping Justin Bieber.  Grow up, Lynn.  You're a big girl now. 

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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 11:11:44 AM »
The OP was stupid, and tossing obozo in the equation was even stupider.  It sounded like an adolescent girl, worshipping Justin Bieber.  Grow up, Lynn.  You're a big girl now. 

Thanks!

This was a test-run of something I thought I'd like to use, and I was concerned if anyone would "get it," who the primitive is.

And.....by the way, how did you know that was the LynneSin primitive?

Incidentally, you're right; she's way too juvenile for her age.  I used to respect her a lot more--it's not an easy life, being a woman of gigantic proportions--but as time's gone on, because she's s-o-o-o-o-o-o high-school-girlish, that respect's been fading fast.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 11:27:12 AM »

And.....by the way, how did you know that was the LynneSin primitive?

How many other people have that huge chin hump?

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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 11:34:38 AM »
And that terrible yellow hair.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 11:34:58 AM »
How many other people have that huge chin hump?

You know, I saw the LynneSin primitive lie the other day.

She was apparently born and raised in rural eastern Pennsylvania, and commented that she'd moved away because she was tired of the racism there.

Yeah, right.

Just like so many other people born and raised in rural areas, she moved to a big city because that's where a job was, no other reason.

The primitives are so predictable, always abscribing their base or practical or carnal or economic or selfish actions to some noble principle.  It's bullshit.
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« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2014, 12:30:02 PM »
Incidentally, you're right; she's way too juvenile for her age.  I used to respect her a lot more--it's not an easy life, being a woman of gigantic proportions--but as time's gone on, because she's s-o-o-o-o-o-o high-school-girlish, that respect's been fading fast.

I've always thought immaturity is a DUmp requirement.  Amazes me how childish most of them think and behave.





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« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2014, 12:48:18 PM »
This was a test-run of something I thought I'd like to use, and I was concerned if anyone would "get it," who the primitive is.

And.....by the way, how did you know that was the LynneSin primitive?

I like this idea, and I hope you use it more. 

The Lynnesin primitives chin mountain is almost as recognizable as PhDD's saggy, flabby feed bags. 

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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2014, 04:15:53 AM »
How many other people have that huge chin hump?

No shit. O-o
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Re: primitives discuss aliens moving in with them
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2014, 08:28:26 AM »
Old Stevie would take in some aliens......if they would do sexual things to him.

He's looking forward to the anal probes.


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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2014, 10:05:41 AM »
He's looking forward to the anal probes.


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"Sorry, earthling. There are some things even we won't do."

Aliens those time travelers from the future, those little guys in gray hazmat suits, sure I have two empty bedrooms and can put in lots of bunk beds and as they are only 3 feet tall get quite a few in my home.

Now what to do, I cannot charge them rent so I will have to take it out in trade.    Reconfigure my heating system and hot water tank to the standards of the future.   My kitchen to be redone with all the things not invented yet.

Bathrooms ripped out and re planned as the bathrooms of the future.   Laundry room fitted with a gadget to clean and dry clothing in one small unit.

Aliens that are not really from another place can figure a way to get me electricity for free, no big battery's needed, get under the car and turn the engine into a thing that runs on water.

Hopefully there will be a doctor and dentist in the group, turn our body's back to what they were at 16.

Yah I would on a heart beat take in a bunch of them-------Problem-----What can I feed them ?

What will people in the future be eating, All of life's force on Earth needs to eat something to survive.    What to feed the Aliens from the future to keep them alive and hopping about to benefit ME ?

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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2014, 08:51:57 PM »
Now what to do, I cannot charge them rent so I will have to take it out in trade.   

I stopped reading right there.

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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2014, 05:51:16 AM »
I stopped reading right there.

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