LadyFreeDUmb is posting all over the place. Talks about ultrasound on her head

[dane]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515021
Lady Freedom Returns (6,753 posts)

Yesterday was my first ultrasound treatment!

 Felt it in 15 minutes! It was like my brain got the cobwebs shaken out! I am still feeling the effects. I think they are on to something with this.

Ultrasound found cobwebs.  Explains a lot.

[hillneck]

[/Lady Freedom Returns (6,754 posts)

4.And this new treatment that I am helping test ( the ultrasound) can be something great for many
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Oh Lord!  Amber is a test dummy now.  I guess that's were she got the money to buy her ground turkey.

[franksolich]

libodem (14,246 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 10:52 AM

1. Very happy to hear

That you had positive results. Mind over matter. When you don't mind, it don't matter.

Lady Freedom Returns (6,753 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 10:54 AM

2. Thanks.

It is a nice feeling. I really can't describe it. But I am upbeat and relaxed.

libodem (14,246 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 11:03 AM

3. That is so good

It is amazing how the same exact circumstances can seem so dire, when colored with fear and suspicion vs love and joy. So much of mental health is our attitude. And it can be adjusted.

Lady Freedom Returns (6,753 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 11:07 AM

4. Yes it can!

And this new treatment that I am helping test ( the ultrasound) can be something great for many. All because of some college kids fooling around and found that it causes a type of long term high when they applied it to there heads!

<<<must be odd or singular or nuts or something.

<<<finds the biggest "high" comes from having a job and making money.

libodem (14,246 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 11:15 AM

5. So much better than

The old days of shock treatments or lobotomies. And not all of us can tolerate the antidepressant medication. This sounds very promising.

<<<suspects a lobotomy would do Amber a great deal more good.

Lady Freedom Returns (6,753 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 11:18 AM

6. So Far so good!

I am in their second round group at the U of A. he first group is still doing well and no side effects.

fizzgig (19,673 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 02:19 PM

8. i am glad to hear that

i hope it brings you relief.

[BannedFromDU]

     Research to be printed in -

     "Risk of Thyroid Cancer Based on Thyroid Ultrasound Imaging Characteristics: Results from Tests on Worthless Pieces of Sponging Shit Who Won't Shut Up and Who Insist We All Look at Her Phony, Stinking-Ass Yard Sale Purse"

    -  JAMA Intern Med. 2016;176(19):1878-1879.

[jtyangel]

Amber is precisely why they have control groups and give placebos in scientific experiments. Damn "I swear I done felt a difference the moment they did it"

fizzgig (19,673 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 02:19 PM

8. i am glad to hear that

i hope it brings you relief.

Unless that relief makes her a productive member of society again, what is the point. I have seen very few dummies on disability or the gravy train who ever have any real inclination or interest in getting better if it means they would have to work again. It's sad some people would rather be sick and in pain or discomfort then get well enough to be productive again.

[BannedFromDU]

Amber is precisely why they have control groups and give placebos in scientific experiments. Damn "I swear I done felt a difference the moment they did it"

     It obviously isn't a case/control study, as no other human in Tucson or any other place can match her in terms of sheer worthlessness. I would regard these results askance unless Amber is tossed from the sample.

     Tossed from the sample, as she is by men.

[Carl]

She had her head examined...they didn`t find anything.

[jtyangel]

     It obviously isn't a case/control study, as no other human in Tucson or any other place can match her in terms of sheer worthlessness. I would regard these results askance unless Amber is tossed from the sample.

     Tossed from the sample, as she is by men.

Oh I agree and if she was indeed part of some group, at this point one can't help but wonder if she isn't just the butt of jokes for the scientists or students doing the testing so they have her come back for more 'treatment'.

[BannedFromDU]

Oh I agree and if she was indeed part of some group, at this point one can't help but wonder if she isn't just the butt of jokes for the scientists or students doing the testing so they have her come back for more 'treatment'.

     Or maybe it's one of those studies so advanced and occult that they want to try it on Amber before risking a lab monkey.

[Carl]

Oh I agree and if she was indeed part of some group, at this point one can't help but wonder if she isn't just the butt of jokes for the scientists or students doing the testing so they have her come back for more 'treatment'.

Or at the slim chance she is actually in a program that her welfare lifestyle is contingent on they determine her only problem is that she is stupid.

[GOBUCKS]

I thought the moonbats had forced them to stop medical testing on lunatics a long time ago.

[DefiantSix]

I thought the moonbats had forced them to stop medical testing on lunatics a long time ago.

All moonbats are equal; some moonbats are more equal than others.

[67 Rover]

I thought the moonbats had forced them to stop medical testing on lunatics a long time ago.

Only the medical testing that involved Pineapples.

[lastparker]

Holy crap! She actually used the word CORRECTLY.

Lady Freedom Returns (6,753 posts)

Yesterday was my first ultrasound treatment!

 Felt it in 15 minutes! It was like my brain got the cobwebs shaken out! I am still feeling the effects.

[franksolich]

     Or maybe it's one of those studies so advanced and occult that they want to try it on Amber before risking a lab monkey.

 

God, that is funny.

[FlippyDoo]

They have done an ultrasound on her head. Are they thinking that aborting the "clump of cells" in there will increase her intelligence?

[miskie]

I'm certain someone shook Amber when she was a baby. Frequently.

[GOBUCKS]

libodem (14,246 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 11:15 AM

5. So much better than

The old days of shock treatments or lobotomies.

Uh, "shock treatments" are still used. No one has explained how they work but they often do in cases of intractable depression.

But I think Amber would be a great candidate for a lobotomy, preferably an ice pick lobotomy:

Freeman first practiced on cadavers using an ice pick, which is how his method came to be known as the "ice pick lobotomy." When he began performing the transorbital lobotomy on patients, he used a stronger version of a leucotome that resembled an ice pick, called an orbitoclast. After going through the top of the eye socket, Freeman could enter the brain just by tapping lightly on the orbitoclast with a hammer to break through the thin layer of bone. Then he twirled it to cut through the fibers. After pulling out the orbitoclast, the procedure was repeated on the other side. The transorbital lobotomy took 10 minutes or less. Eventually Freeman performed lobotomies as outpatient procedures in his office, in addition to doing them in mental hospitals and teaching other doctors how to do them.

[SarasotaRepub]

ultrasound eh???

I bet she could have gotten the same results
if she stuck her head in a big pot and had a
friend bang it with a hammer.

The pot, not her head...or maybe...

[Chris_]

ultrasound eh???

I bet she could have gotten the same results
if she stuck her head in a big pot and had a
friend bang it with a hammer.

The pot, not her head...or maybe...

Great.  Here come the emails.  "STOP THREATENING ME!!"

[SarasotaRepub]

Great.  Here come the emails.  "STOP THREATENING ME!!"

Oops!!! Sorry!!!!! 

[Chris_]

She's a flake.  Ultrasound, pills, and free apartments aren't going to help her.  She needs a quiet room with soft walls.

[DefiantSix]

She's a flake.  Ultrasound, pills, and free apartments aren't going to help her.  She needs a quiet room with soft walls.

And Thorazine. Lots and lots of Thorazine.

[BlueStateSaint]

And Thorazine. Lots and lots of Thorazine.

Restraints wouldn't hurt, either.

[diesel driver]

I'm certain someone shook Amber when she was a baby. Frequently.

I was thinking "dropped on head", "shaken, not stirred" works as well.

Who knew ultrasound would penetrate concrete?

ultrasound eh???

I bet she could have gotten the same results
if she stuck her head in a big pot and had a
friend bang it with a hammer.

The pot, not her head...or maybe...

Microwave oven, perhaps...   

We could modify several of them to operate without doors and sell them to DUmmies as "DIY Home Ultrasound Therapy Kits."

Who's with me?