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Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« on: February 22, 2014, 01:16:51 PM »
This had to have been a deliberate act to outrage the DUmmies, but it sure is fun to watch.
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Well my SI Swimsuit issue finally came today.....

 SI usually comes on Thursday or Friday every week but not this issue. Wonder why?
 
Smells good let me tell ya.
Two alerts have survived.  Many requests to self-delete.  Some promise to tell his Mom, Skimmer, and Elad.  There are so many outraged DUmmies, the whole thread could be brought over just for the laugh content.

And you just know several of the DUmmies who still like girls probably also have that very same issue, despite their pretend outrage.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2014, 01:23:26 PM by dane »
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2014, 01:20:10 PM »
Oh my.

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2. AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service

On Sat Feb 22, 2014, 12:18 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

Well my SI Swimsuit issue finally came today.....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024546176

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.
 
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Who cares? Obviously posted to start some shit. This belongs in the lounge at best.
 
You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Feb 22, 2014, 12:25 PM, and the Jury voted 2-4 to LEAVE IT.
 
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Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
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Out of curiosity, which cover did you get? They seem to have so many these days.
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2014, 01:22:29 PM »
Oh my again.

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ForgoTheConsequence (2,398 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 01:15 PM

11. AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service

On Sat Feb 22, 2014, 09:57 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Two covers: Kate Upton on one
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4546313

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Really lame attempt at flamebait in the OP and here. Do we really need to know what his bathroom smells like and that he keeps his SI issues there.
 
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2014, 01:23:53 PM »
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Vashta Nerada (2,957 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 01:41 PM

21. Sexist pig.

^^^isn't that against the rules, a personal attack on another primitive?
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2014, 01:26:11 PM »
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backwoodsbob (5,406 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 01:50 PM

23. picking up mine today

looks good

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Lex (33,139 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 02:07 PM

26. don't forget to hide it from your mom

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backwoodsbob (5,406 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 02:11 PM

28. good luck with that

my wife picked it up for me.

You see,my wife isn't a prude with a stick up her ass

Hmmmm.

Where's the seabitch primitive when one needs her?
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2014, 01:41:57 PM »
Lots of alerting going on over there.

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18. heh!
 
Bennyboy treats objects like women, man.


Out of curiosity...... :whatever:


 
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 02:13:42 PM »
Uh oh.

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Bennyboy (10,432 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 12:17 PM

Well my SI Swimsuit issue finally came today.....

This discussion thread was locked by EarlG (a host of the General Discussion forum).

SI usually comes on Thursday or Friday every week but not this issue. Wonder why?
 
Smells good let me tell ya.
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2014, 03:29:22 PM »
What a delightful thread!


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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2014, 05:13:12 PM »
The women in the SI swimsuit issue have the ability to wear swimsuits very well. The women make good money using their ability. The DUmmies want to stop the women from using their ability and making money. Why do the DUmmies hate women? Why are DUmmies waging a war against women?
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2014, 05:20:43 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on February 22, 2014, 05:13:12 PM
The women in the SI swimsuit issue have the ability to wear swimsuits very well. The women make good money using their ability. The DUmmies want to stop the women from using their ability and making money. Why do the DUmmies hate women? Why are DUmmies waging a war against women?
They only wage war against good women, good looking women, smart women and conservative women....the rest belongga  them.
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 07:08:57 PM »
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18. heh!
 
Bennyboy treats objects like women, man.

Props to KG for that wicked little snark!
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2014, 07:16:33 PM »
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This discussion thread was locked by EarlG (a host of the General Discussion forum).


Well would you look here.  EarlG stepping in to control the village idiots.    :rotf:
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2014, 08:05:58 PM »
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25. Ah yeas...jerkoff magazines. Reminds me of my teenage years.


Blueboy and Sports Illustrated, not even in the same ballpark.
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2014, 08:11:42 PM »
KKKlams are butt-hurt again.
Dump wymynz have sand in their fetid vejayjays.
Yo, DUmp wymynz, flash me a little boobiez.  :yahoo:
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2014, 08:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 22, 2014, 08:11:42 PM
KKKlams are butt-hurt again.
Dump wymynz have sand in their fetid vejayjays.
Yo, DUmp wymynz, flash me a little boobiez.  :yahoo:

You don't have much from which to select.

The seabitch primitive is on involuntary hiatus, and BainsBane hasn't been around.

I suppose that leaves the "uppityperson" primitive to show her stuff to you, but you know what she looks like.....
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Re: Bennyboy announces receipt of SI swimsuit issue. Hive hums with outrage.
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2014, 08:33:24 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 22, 2014, 08:17:15 PM
You don't have much from which to select.

The seabitch primitive is on involuntary hiatus, and BainsBane hasn't been around.

I suppose that leaves the "uppityperson" primitive to show her stuff to you, but you know what she looks like.....
There is the fizzy one.


Oh, never mind.  I'll go with out for the night.  :bawl:
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