Demo-DUmmy Makes Melted Spatula Sandwich

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Things that DUmmies can ruin:

1 Rocks

2 Boiling water

3 Chili

4 Pizza

5 BBQ

6 Spaghetti

7 Grilled cheese sammich



to be continued.......

0. America

Sex

[miskie]

EOM.

[Celtic Rose]

I'm sorry, but how do you screw up a grilled cheese sandwich.  I think they were the first thing that I was allowed to "cook" by myself, and I have yet to melt any spatulas in the process. 

[Skul]

The DUmpmonkey made me laugh.
Wish I could ^5 the lad. 

[miskie]

I'm sorry, but how do you screw up a grilled cheese sandwich.  I think they were the first thing that I was allowed to "cook" by myself, and I have yet to melt any spatulas in the process. 

I let my kids make toasted cheese sandwiches in the toaster oven.

a) make toast.
b) put cheese on top of toast, and put back into the toaster oven.
c) when cheese starts to melt, take the toast out and stick the halves together.

It isn't rocket science, and the kids don't even need to ruin a spatula and a pan in the process.

[GOBUCKS]

Surely no one believes that story is true.

The DUmmy wrote it trying to be quoted over here.

[Purple Sage]

The DUmmy wrote it trying to be quoted over here.

Agreed.  Nobody is THAT stupid.  Even dummies.  Surely.  It has to be some sort of a prank. 

[Chris_]

[NHSparky]

Surely no one believes that story is true.

The DUmmy wrote it trying to be quoted over here.

No, I can actually believe they're that stupid.  When they can get fired for bitching about earwigs, bragging about hiding the remote, are barely functionally literate, unlike the "yutes" they supposedly teach, and actually BELIEVED Bodaprez when he said he'd heal the oceans, bring all sorts of kum-bah-yah and all that happy horseshit to the land, yeah, not so much on the sooper-genius scale do these mouth-breathers register.