Here's one for you--when I was working in the lab, we had a contract with Airborne Express to deliver rush samples. We called them 'Stillborn Express' because of the time involved. We had a sample collector take samples from a site maybe 70 miles away and bring them to their District Office, then call Airborne. Airborne picked the samples up, brought them to a big airport (Syracuse, IIRC) and sent them to a receiving center in Ohio. They waited there for a couple of hours, then were put on a plane back to Albany, taken off the plane, through their receiving system, and to us--the next morning. In the time it took for them to wend their way through the bowels of Airborne Express' system, if the sample collector had just brought them to the lab and given them to us, we could have had the data done by the time the damned things showed up at the receiving dock. (Said sample collector actually did drive the next set of rush samples in, and we had all of the data back to him in about 24 hours.)
BTW, for lurkers from the DUmp, UPS is represented by the Teamsters . . .