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poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« on: January 03, 2014, 02:30:21 PM »
This is a poll to check the effectiveness of the DUmpster, when it comes to fulfilling its mission.  The mission of the DUmpster is to be a public service for the Good of Humanity, illuminating the real world on the lunacies and depravities of the primitives; as such, its material is free for use by any others, and credit is not needed.

But does the DUmpster, by publicizing the idiocies of the primitives, discourage them from posting on Skins's island?

I surely hope that's not the case, but I'm starting to think it's perhaps some of the case.

For example, every year after the Top DUmmies contest, many of the winners seem to either comment more rarely, or evaporate altogether.  And many of these have been primitives who provided the DUmpster with some of the finest and funniest comedy material.

And alas for the primitives, the DUmpster's the only place that pays them any attention; their own lords and masters ignore them, and probably even snicker and laugh at them in private. 

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borrowed from the #04 Top DUmmie award presented Locut0s:

Sometimes the primitives accuse decent and civilized people of "chasing" some of their fellow primitives away.

The addlepated grasswire primitive is the chief among them, with all her silly accusations about franksolich doing in the late red round one, and shoving the hippywife primitive Mrs. Alfred Packer away.

Which is nonsense.  I won't comment on the disappearance of the late red round one, but I will point out that it was hippyhubby Wild Bill who forced Mrs. Alfred Packer to leave Skins's island, because he was jealous of all the attention she was giving the cooking and baking primitives; attention he thought she should be paying him.

franksolich at no time hindered, obstacled, or prevented Mrs. Alfred Packer from hanging around with the primitives; in fact, such would've been stupid, given the rich quality of light entertainment and amusement the hippywife primitive provided the DUmpster.

There is however one exception, where franksolich actively and vigorously tried chasing a primitive away.

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I could never do anything about the subway cat, who didn't belong there either, as she was too firmly entrenched until her loving caring sisters had her put away last September, but when Dennis the Menace showed up a few years ago, since he was still new, I could.

The first time I read him, I thought, "Uh oh.  This guy doesn't belong here.  He's nuts, and he's going to embarrass himself, make himself look like a fool, and certain malicious primitives are going to take advantage of his vulnerabilities....."

It was so long ago probably nobody remembers any more, but at first, I came down really hard on him, so as to discourage him from hanging around the primitives.  I was mean, I was rough, I was tough, with him.

It did no good however, and so over time I lessened the pressure, ultimately giving up.

My motives were wholly decent and noble; he didn't belong there, and he was going to hurt himself hanging around.  He had to be driven somewhere to get competent psychiatric help.

I dunno what finally chased him away, but as I constantly reminded him, he could be one thing or another thing; he could be either sane, or a primitive.  He couldn't be both at the same time, just one thing or the other thing.

<<<a sterling example of purity of purpose, of Nobility, of watching out for one's fellow man, especially those weak and vulnerable.

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It's too bad the primitives don't watch out for each other (and so we have to instead); there's for example the CalPig primitive, in the abovementioned case, betraying herself to be a rectal aperture.

Many might recall that Dennis the Menace whined to her, in personal messages, about "being made fun of," after which she took up the matter with Skins in the ATA forum.

Lest one's forgotten, the CalPig primitive was once a registered nurse, for decades.

Being a registered nurse, she was at least somewhat familiar with mental illnesses and the best ways of dealing with them.  The old lady knew that hanging around on Skins's island was bad for Dennis the Menace, and even exacerbated his problems.

She knew this.

She was professionally obligated to explain this to him; that he shouldn't be hanging with the primitives, and should seek competent professional help instead.

But no; she totally ignored the ethics and morals of her lifelong profession, and instead maligned decent and civilized people who had Dennis the Menace's best interests at heart.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2014, 02:38:33 PM »
X YES, and it's a good thing

More and more of them are sneaking over here, in clear violation of der Skinner's das verboten!dicktact to ignore us and pretend that CC does not exist. Sneaky little anal Hamster Release Mechanism to name just one  :tongue:.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2014, 03:19:46 PM »
Yes/good thing. But with one caveat.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2014, 03:24:47 PM »
Yes and definite good thing. 

I am hopeful those who are refraining from posting have take pause to realize how batshit crazy they sound and are.


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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2014, 03:25:36 PM »
Yes/good thing. But with one caveat.
When observing something the observation should not interfere in the process, corrupting the true nature of the subject.

I'd agree with you on that most times but when you have to expose evil it is OK in my book.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2014, 03:34:31 PM »
Hey! which one of the Dummie lurkers voted NO - its a good thing.?

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2014, 04:48:56 PM »
It sure does.
Let's see if the chronic wanker posts again.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2014, 04:55:33 PM »
Hey! which one of the Dummie lurkers voted NO - its a good thing.?

I voted for it.

I don't think the DUmmies are intimidated by the Dumpster.  Briefly maybe, but they go back to being their usual nutty selves.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2014, 05:03:53 PM »
Yes, and it's a good thing.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2014, 05:04:49 PM »
Absolutely makes them worried and paranoid.
DUmprimitives dislike being watched.
So do pedo's and other criminal filth.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2014, 05:07:52 PM »
Absolutely makes them worried and paranoid.
DUmprimitives dislike being watched.
So do pedo's and other criminal filth.

Well, what gets me is if the primitives are afraid of criticism, that shows their convictions aren't very strong.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2014, 05:16:12 PM »
I voted "Yes, and its a good thing".

Though I do think that there is a large cross section of them, to which this does not apply.

Often, feelings of fear and intimidation are safety mechanisms, that keep one out of harms way.

I suspect that when one is that far over on the loon scale, where one makes socialists look conservative, that just existing in that state of belief is evidence of not having such safety mechanisms, or of those safety mechanisms failing.


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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2014, 05:46:53 PM »
I think they were nicer on the Barbara Bush story than they would have been without the DUmpster.

Whether it is a good thing or bad thing I cannot say.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2014, 05:58:39 PM »
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2014, 06:03:19 PM »
Sometimes, it seems the primitives act the same way when they know they have been discovered as an up-skirt peeper does when caught.  

The up-skirt peeper will first deny any wrongdoing, but then scamper off as fast as they can.

I am afraid this is what has happened to some of the primitives.  




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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2014, 07:55:03 PM »
Yes/Bad Thing.

I'd rather them ignore we're here.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2014, 10:15:04 AM »
Yes/Bad Thing.

I'd rather them ignore we're here.

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Agree totally.  Their 'true colors' go a bit 'matte' when they know they're being observed.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2014, 10:41:55 AM »
Yes/Bad Thing.

I'd rather them ignore we're here.

Agreed. Things were much better when there was a rule against mentioning us - we're pretty much common knowledge over there now, and it's made some (by no means all) of them more reticent in their posting.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2014, 10:43:51 AM »
No "joos"?  :-)
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2014, 12:27:42 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2014, 12:29:53 PM »
Yes/good thing. But with one caveat.

When observing something the observation should not interfere in the process, corrupting the true nature of the subject.

Yeah; that's been discussed here before, as Margaret Mead ran into that problem decades ago.

Once subjects are aware they're being observed, they change their conduct, for any one of many reasons.

When in their natural state, it's best that primitives not know they're being watched.

The sparkling old dude, for example, was once one of the merriest, the jolliest, the funniest, the most uninhibited, of the primitives.  But once he became aware he was being observed, he tightened up like a little old lady with haemorrhoids.

Margaret Mead, who taught George Bush at Yale, couldn't solve the problem, and obviously, neither could we.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2014, 03:15:27 PM »
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But no; she totally ignored the ethics and morals of her lifelong profession, and instead maligned decent and civilized people who had Dennis the Menace's best interests at heart.

Well, to be honest about it, I repeatedly urged Dennis to commit suicide.

But I was considering his best interests, in light of the hellish life his lunacy forces upon him.

His disappearance from the DUmp may be the result of taking my advice.

Dennis is another reason Skimmer needs to set up that Dead DUmmy forum.

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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2014, 03:21:11 PM »
Dennis is another reason Skimmer needs to set up that Dead DUmmy forum.

You know, if Skins isn't going to do it, we can always do it here, but problem--a lack of means of verification.

It'd be embarrassing to declare a primitive dead, only to find out later he's still among us.
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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2014, 03:22:35 PM »
No "joos"?  :-)





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Re: poll: does the DUmpster intimidate the primitives?
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2014, 03:26:17 PM »
You know, if Skins isn't going to do it, we can always do it here, but problem--a lack of means of verification.

It'd be embarrassing to declare a primitive dead, only to find out later he's still among us.

To quote Nathan Bedford Forrest "The only good DUmmie is a dead DUmmie.".