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Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« on: June 25, 2008, 11:23:17 AM »
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...TV ad includes deli man as 'mum,' smooch before work...

Perhaps the Heinz corporation is attempting to define one of its 57 varieties.

An advertisement run on British television for the company's New York Deli Mayo featured a man who children called "mum," a kiss between two men and the closing words – from one man to another – "Love ya! Straight home from work, sweet cheeks."

After receiving a reported 200 complaints about the commercial, Heinz pulled the ad from the airwaves, less than a week into its expected five-week run.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=67927

Frack! Just fracking frack! Get used to it folks - I have zero doubt that within five years we will see two men in bed together in dogie positions with a bed sheet barely covering the penetration part and the money shot! Count on it! Fags and liberals have zero sense of morality and an enormous intolerance and disdain for those that don't align with their freak show philosophy.

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 11:25:37 AM »
Good thing I buy Kraft mayonnaise and use Hunt's ketchup.


Oh, they forgot to mention in that commercial "Heinz Mayonnaise... also makes a great substitute for Astro Glide." :puke:

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 12:55:51 PM »
and there is no agenda....

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 03:07:59 PM »
I think this is a bit of an overreaction.  The way I read the commercial, the guy is supposed to be their 'mother'.  However, since Heinz is marketing their Mayo as 'like from a New York Deli, to your home', they replaced the mom with a Deli worker.  I don't think it was intended as 'normalizing' homosexuality as much as juxtaposing Deli + Home/Mom.  Maybe it is just me.  After all, there was no tongue :puke:

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 08:48:26 PM »
I think this is a bit of an overreaction.  The way I read the commercial, the guy is supposed to be their 'mother'.  However, since Heinz is marketing their Mayo as 'like from a New York Deli, to your home', they replaced the mom with a Deli worker.  I don't think it was intended as 'normalizing' homosexuality as much as juxtaposing Deli + Home/Mom.  Maybe it is just me.  After all, there was no tongue :puke:

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 09:52:36 PM »
I think this is a bit of an overreaction.  The way I read the commercial, the guy is supposed to be their 'mother'.  However, since Heinz is marketing their Mayo as 'like from a New York Deli, to your home', they replaced the mom with a Deli worker.  I don't think it was intended as 'normalizing' homosexuality as much as juxtaposing Deli + Home/Mom.  Maybe it is just me.  After all, there was no tongue :puke:

If that's the case, I'll bet that hubby never asks for breakfast in bed.

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 01:14:30 AM »
I think this is a bit of an overreaction.  The way I read the commercial, the guy is supposed to be their 'mother'.  However, since Heinz is marketing their Mayo as 'like from a New York Deli, to your home', they replaced the mom with a Deli worker.  I don't think it was intended as 'normalizing' homosexuality as much as juxtaposing Deli + Home/Mom.  Maybe it is just me.  After all, there was no tongue :puke:

That's what I saw too. It was a bit clumsy, but that's what I saw.

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2008, 07:28:29 AM »

Frack! Just fracking frack! Get used to it folks - I have zero doubt that within five years we will see two men in bed together in dogie positions with a bed sheet barely covering the penetration part and the money shot! Count on it! Fags and liberals have zero sense of morality and an enormous intolerance and disdain for those that don't align with their freak show philosophy.




Dude, you think about this W-A-A-A-A-A-A-Y too much. 




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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 12:52:57 PM »
It sounds like they were trying to use humor to get the attention of viewers.
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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 01:42:42 PM »

Frack! Just fracking frack! Get used to it folks - I have zero doubt that within five years we will see two men in bed together in dogie positions with a bed sheet barely covering the penetration part and the money shot! Count on it! Fags and liberals have zero sense of morality and an enormous intolerance and disdain for those that don't align with their freak show philosophy.




Dude, you think about this W-A-A-A-A-A-A-Y too much. 





Maybe so but I see this queer activism crap as a direct result of the moral decline of our nation.
Same gender crap on the TV or in public has ZERO use. Have you ever been to a gay pride parade? I suggest you attend one if you can. Queers do not reproduce nor do their relationship create a solid moral family environment. Just because people have been desensitized to the faggotry present in our society does not make it any less immoral or disgusting.

We see countless murders in the movies, on TV, and in video games. Murder to some seems to be no big deal. Does that make murder any less anti-society and immoral?

At some point we must draw the line in the sand or else we will lose our society to filth and immoral actions.
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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 01:59:55 PM »
God what a bunch of fundie losers!

Can't you guys take a little gay with your mayo?!









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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 02:06:18 PM »
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...TV ad includes deli man as 'mum,' smooch before work...

Perhaps the Heinz corporation is attempting to define one of its 57 varieties.

An advertisement run on British television for the company's New York Deli Mayo featured a man who children called "mum," a kiss between two men and the closing words – from one man to another – "Love ya! Straight home from work, sweet cheeks."

After receiving a reported 200 complaints about the commercial, Heinz pulled the ad from the airwaves, less than a week into its expected five-week run.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=67927

Frack! Just fracking frack! Get used to it folks - I have zero doubt that within five years we will see two men in bed together in dogie positions with a bed sheet barely covering the penetration part and the money shot! Count on it! Fags and liberals have zero sense of morality and an enormous intolerance and disdain for those that don't align with their freak show philosophy.

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Good Christ! Why did it have to be mayo? MAYO! of all things for gays to advertise :bawl: :-)
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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 02:39:56 PM »
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...TV ad includes deli man as 'mum,' smooch before work...

Perhaps the Heinz corporation is attempting to define one of its 57 varieties.

An advertisement run on British television for the company's New York Deli Mayo featured a man who children called "mum," a kiss between two men and the closing words – from one man to another – "Love ya! Straight home from work, sweet cheeks."

After receiving a reported 200 complaints about the commercial, Heinz pulled the ad from the airwaves, less than a week into its expected five-week run.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=67927

Frack! Just fracking frack! Get used to it folks - I have zero doubt that within five years we will see two men in bed together in dogie positions with a bed sheet barely covering the penetration part and the money shot! Count on it! Fags and liberals have zero sense of morality and an enormous intolerance and disdain for those that don't align with their freak show philosophy.

[youtube=425,350]nLNPdZPSII0[/youtube]
Good Christ! Why did it have to be mayo? MAYO! of all things for gays to advertise :bawl: :-)

Why would you put mayo on a kid's sandwich? Often, kids think mayo is gross.

What these people advertised is disgusting. Putting mayo on a kid's sandwich. That looked like a big glob too. Yuk.
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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 02:42:22 PM »
Okay seriously guys, it's meant to be funny. Does anybody remember the gay scene in Son 'n Law? They made us think her roommate simply had a friend who was a girl when she said "my girlfriend". Next thing you know, they're kissing and it's got the whole movie theatre laughing at the reactions of the main character.
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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 02:46:18 PM »
Maybe they could get a penis shaped squeeze bottle for their Mayo line.

That would certainly be more of a multicultural marketing tool!

Maybe "tool" was the wrong word to use there...




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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2008, 03:05:43 PM »
God what a bunch of fundie losers!

Can't you guys take a little gay with your mayo?!









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It all depends on the brand and size of sausages we are slathering with said mayo.  :-)

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Re: Heinz sells mayo with homosexual kiss
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2008, 07:58:59 PM »
In all seriousnous this commercial confused me.

Part of me was hungry for sammiches and part of me had an urge to drive to an interstate rest stop.

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