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Offline Ptarmigan

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Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« on: November 08, 2013, 08:00:04 PM »
Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-car-sex-cheeseburger-sandal-675432

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Meet Rachel Gossett.

The 25-year-old Georgia woman was arrested early Sunday when cops spotted her having sex with Frank Lucas, 27, inside a Dodge truck parked outside a Waffle House restaurant.

As noted by the Loganville Police Department officer who broke up the 1:30 AM encounter, Gossett was pantsless and straddling Lucas in the front seat of the car (which reeked of booze). When confronted by a cop, Lucas pulled up his pants.

I wonder what Rachel Gossett's DU name is.  ::) :mental:
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 08:34:49 PM »
Imagine having this all over the Internet… including your picture?  I don't envy this idiot any.  Hard lesson.  :P
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2013, 10:31:41 PM »
Wow. I've been plenty drunk many times.... however I have never tried to put a Big Mac on my foot while in that condition.
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2013, 10:37:34 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 10, 2013, 10:31:41 PM
Wow. I've been plenty drunk many times.... however I have never tried to put a Big Mac on my foot while in that condition.
I have never confused food for clothing, and I've been around the bend a few times. :drunksailor:
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2013, 09:43:27 AM »
But was she Loving It?
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM »
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2013, 10:30:46 AM »
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Subsequent Breathalyzer tests confirmed the obvious: Gossett’s blood alcohol content level was more than two times the .08 legal limit, while Lucas blew a .154.

LOL talk about not holding your liquor, 

Quote from: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

 :whistling:

EWWWWW!!!!!  :rotf:
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2013, 01:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

 :whistling:


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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2013, 03:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

 :whistling:

Did you have to say that???????????????
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2013, 03:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 11, 2013, 01:34:58 PM



Don't knock it till you've tried it.  :lol:
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Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2013, 03:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 11, 2013, 03:20:51 PM
Did you have to say that???????????????

Why yes! Yes, I did!  :-)
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