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Offline biersmythe

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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2013, 07:56:28 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 11, 2013, 11:46:37 PM
UNCF version... A mind is a terrible thing.

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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2013, 08:08:39 PM »
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2013, 08:09:51 PM »
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2013, 05:06:57 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on November 05, 2013, 04:20:04 AM
The thing you need to understand about aging is its relative. The less time you have the faster it goes. Its like a snow ball rolling down a hill. Live!! Never put off today there may not be a tomorrow.

Actually I've always said "It's like a roll of toliet paper, the closer to the end the faster it goes".

Same thing.
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2013, 09:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on November 21, 2013, 05:06:57 PM
Actually I've always said "It's like a roll of toliet paper, the closer to the end the faster it goes".

Same thing.

HI5 great analogy....
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2013, 09:26:44 PM »
Got me first gray hair. It's on my right temple. I finally have wisdom.
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2013, 09:27:23 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on December 14, 2013, 09:26:44 PM
Got me first gray hair. It's on my right temple. I finally have wisdom.

You sure it's not just dandruff?
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2013, 07:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 14, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
You sure it's not just dandruff?

Is he sure it's his?

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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #33 on: December 15, 2013, 08:34:20 AM »
Getting old isn't for wimps...
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2013, 12:08:22 PM »
Don't feel bad. No one is getting younger. We all get older each day.  :lmao:
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2013, 11:40:35 PM »
Gimme a break! Y'all sound like you've lived a lifetime! Not hardly! When ya have to go thru the wife's Cancer, my back surgery and still looking forward to another, provided the messiah will even let me have it, the wife's wrist surgery, prescriptions that never seem to end, and still have to man the rake and the snow plow, let me know! LOL!

I lose my breath goin' out to load the wheel barrow for the nightly wood. "Wood", BTW, has a totally different meaning now that I'm in my 60's, heh, heh!

Most y'all are just now experiencing life as it is supposed to be experienced. Ya didn't think it was goin' to be a picnic, did ya?

If ya did, yer on the wrong web site!

We have no sympathy! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I luv you guys! You really do brighten my days!
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2013, 06:29:35 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 04, 2013, 08:15:49 PM
Oil of Olay is $7.95 in the Health and Beauty Dept, you better start stocking up kiddo!!

If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is made from fish, then how many bullfighters had to die to make your precious Oil of Olay?

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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2013, 07:00:28 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 21, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is made from fish, then how many bullfighters had to die to make your precious Oil of Olay?

 :panic: :panic: :panic:



Only one. The bullfighter wasn't real educated, and he went ahead and misspelled "¡Olé!". That pissed off the crowd, who turned not just one, but six bulls loose in the ring and the bullfighter was gored 27 times.

Not a pretty sight.  :-)
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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2013, 10:02:05 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 21, 2013, 07:00:28 AM
Only one. The bullfighter wasn't real educated, and he went ahead and misspelled "¡Olé!". That pissed off the crowd, who turned not just one, but six bulls loose in the ring and the bullfighter was gored 27 times.

Not a pretty sight.  :-)

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Re: I'm finally old.
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2013, 12:36:57 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 21, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is made from fish, then how many bullfighters had to die to make your precious Oil of Olay?

 :panic: :panic: :panic:



And hooligan soccer fans !
Olay olay olayolay
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