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Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« on: October 26, 2013, 01:35:26 PM »
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Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party

Retort with the Con Party or Cons or The Cons. Afterall, it just short hand for conservative. No harm meant by it.

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One problem with your brilliant plan, we won't lose our minds if you call us the con party. I laugh my ass off at how offended you get and how you lose your mind when someone says democrat party.

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1. And they're dominated by males, so

I say it's the Con Men Party.

Yeah we really do keep our women chained to the stove in the kitchen.  :whatever:

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Star Member BlueCaliDem (5,893 posts)
7. True. But in context of this thread, my word play is pretty apropos.

Because Republicans aren't even remotely conservative anymore, although they do enjoy conning their supporters, corporate media, and most a-political people to believe they still are.

That is kind of true, the GOP is not conservative anymore, haven't been in a long time. The conservatives who make up the Tea Party are the ones who the DUmmies are really frightened of.

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Star Member moriah (3,389 posts)
5. If they say democRAT, yeah.

Otherwise, I let them show their ignorance of the English language as they will. It does no harm to me.

And I suppose repukes and rethuglicans is proper grammer?

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18. I never notice

Do they actually intentionally say that as an attempt at being disrespectful? I always thought it was an educational or intelligence issue, so I try to simplify what I'm saying to them :-P

I can't speak for anyone else, but I do it because it irritates the hell out of you brain dead idiots.

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2013, 01:38:49 PM »
Seriously, what a bunch of children.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2013, 01:39:42 PM »
Quote from: jukin on October 26, 2013, 01:38:49 PM
Seriously, what a bunch of children.

Yup, no kidding.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2013, 01:41:52 PM »
Finding people's buttons is so much easier when they wear them right on the edge of their sleeve.   :rofl:
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2013, 01:42:02 PM »
Blue Ball Dem's puffed up comment about his "word play" brought to mind a small child playing in a plate of spaghetti.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2013, 01:46:10 PM »
Some things never change. 100 years from now they'll still be getting all upset over someone calling them the Democrat party.

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2013, 01:52:41 PM »
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5. If they say democRAT, yeah.

Otherwise, I let them show their ignorance of the English language as they will. It does no harm to me.

Grammar fail.  "Republican" can be either a noun or an adjective, while "Democratic" can clearly only be an adjective.  Artifact of the evolution of the English language it may be, but that's the way it is.  Deal with it, fool.

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2013, 02:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:42:02 PM
Blue Ball Dem's puffed up comment about his "word play" brought to mind a small child playing in a plate of spaghetti.


Andy Stephenson's last known photo- and that ain't spaghetti sauce.

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2013, 02:14:14 PM »
I was just trolling around jstor when I came up with this - looks like they're getting scientific:





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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2013, 02:15:07 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 26, 2013, 01:52:41 PM
Grammar fail.  "Republican" can be either a noun or an adjective, while "Democratic" can clearly only be an adjective.  Artifact of the evolution of the English language it may be, but that's the way it is.  Deal with it, fool.

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That's true, but since when have the primitives ever paid attention to proper grammar?
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2013, 02:25:52 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
I was just trolling around jstor when I came up with this - looks like they're getting scientific:




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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2013, 02:26:23 PM »
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Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party

Retort with the Con Party or Cons or The Cons. Afterall, it just short hand for conservative. No harm meant by it.

Why would you think you're insulting us with another name for the Democrat party? After all, the Empty Suit in the White House is a Democrat and he's been conning the American people since 20 Jan 2009.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2013, 02:27:57 PM »
I hope, since it is my duty as a fictional spirit-guide to help the DUmmies, that no one minds me giving my view on the subject.

The word “democratic” is relating to “democracy”. The word “democracy” refers to a government system wherein all of the citizens/voters have a say in how things are done. As Bama and Harry Reid do whatever they desire regardless of how anyone else feels or what anyone else says, I can see no way that the term “Democratic Party” can be accurate.

Since the party in question is made up of a individuals who call themselves “Democrats” it would appear that “Democrat Party” is the more accurate term.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2013, 03:47:16 PM »
I use democrat party because it ends in RAT....but if they insist, I will use "democratic" party because it ends in both RAT and TICK....one is vermin and the other is a blood sucker....so I guess "democratic" is a better description of the people that make up the democrat party. 
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2013, 03:50:05 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
I use democrat party because it ends in RAT....but if they insist, I will use "democratic" party because it ends in both RAT and TICK....one is vermin and the other is a blood sucker....so I guess "democratic" is a better description of the people that make up the democrat party. 

Maybe we should just refer to them as the Rat Tick Party.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2013, 03:54:46 PM »
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2013, 03:58:34 PM »
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10. I just call them the Republiklan Party

I would take offense at that since, as everybody knows, the KKK is a democrat party affiliated institution.



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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2013, 04:02:14 PM »
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Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party

Retort with the Con Party or Cons or The Cons. Afterall, it just short hand for conservative. No harm meant by it.

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2013, 05:28:38 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on October 26, 2013, 03:50:05 PM
Maybe we should just refer to them as the Rat Tick Party.

Absolutely appropriate.

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Rat Tick (Ornithonyssus bacoti), a parasitic tick of the gama-sid group. Body length, to 1.1 mm.

The mouth parts of the rat tick are adapted to bloodsucking. The tick is very widely distributed (in the USSR, mainly in port cities). The rat tick parasitizes rats and mice (more rarely, other rodents), proliferating in their nests. During periods of massive reproduction they may attack humans, causing severe skin irritations (dermatoses) with their bites. Control measures involve disinfesting the premises with insecticides and destroying unwanted rodents.

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Rats...check.
Ticks...check.
Commie bastards...check.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2013, 05:55:03 PM »
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18. I never notice

Do they actually intentionally say that as an attempt at being disrespectful?

We don't disrespect you.  We pity you and want to put you out of everyones' misery.  There, simple.

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I always thought it was an educational or intelligence issue, so I try to simplify what I'm saying to them :-P

How is that, imbecile?  Why don't you think of something complex and we'll see.

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2013, 06:27:30 PM »
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18. I never notice

Do they actually intentionally say that as an attempt at being disrespectful? I always thought it was an educational or intelligence issue, so I try to simplify what I'm saying to them :-P

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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2013, 07:04:08 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on October 26, 2013, 02:27:57 PM
The word “democratic” is relating to “democracy”. The word “democracy” refers to a government system wherein all of the citizens/voters have a say in how things are done. As Bama and Harry Reid do whatever they desire regardless of how anyone else feels or what anyone else says, I can see no way that the term “Democratic Party” can be accurate.

Exactly....there is no way I will call them Democratic.

Nothing could be further from the truth.
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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2013, 07:44:07 PM »
Well.... since I've had some time to think about it... and since my college parlay card is a loser.... and since I've had a bad week working so the losers at the dump can sit around on the dole and complain that I ain't giving them enough money...I think I wanna piss someone off and the dummy is my prime target.

Yo dummy!!!! Check this out!!!!

DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!! DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!! DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!!


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Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2013, 07:49:12 PM »
Once again DUmmies....click on this link

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