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poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« on: September 01, 2013, 04:33:58 PM »
In a mud-match, which primitive would come out on top?




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the primitive on the left-handed side is the one in question.

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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2013, 04:41:43 PM »
By a landslide, the UGP. gNads is just a know it all. Subway Kitty adds a heaping helping of hostility to the crazy mix.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2013, 05:00:08 PM »
UgPee would scratch her eyes out.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2013, 05:08:17 PM »
The one on top looks like too much of a scholarly intellectual to engage in that sort of behavior--I mean behaviour.  Mud wrestling would probably be the bailiwick of the Other.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2013, 05:11:43 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 01, 2013, 05:08:17 PM
The one on top looks like too much of a scholarly intellectual to engage in that sort of behavior--I mean behaviour.  Mud wrestling would probably be the bailiwick of the Other.
Y'all just ain't right.  :whatever:
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2013, 05:46:21 PM »
Where is the one with a wife? 

I think she and the alley cat would make the best match-up.

Nads would want to wear her Nomex and spoil the whole effect
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2013, 05:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 01, 2013, 05:46:21 PM
Where is the one with a wife? 

I think she and the alley cat would make the best match-up.

Nads would want to wear her Nomex and spoil the whole effect
Ooooo, an elimination grudge match.
Good idea, Dori.

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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2013, 06:01:35 PM »
Don't forget the crazy bald dwarf carries a fourteen-inch Bowie knife in her Barbie combat boot.

In Mexico they're used for tracheotomies, but I'm sure nadin's an expert in hand-to-hand combat as well.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2013, 06:01:56 PM »
The second.

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And that's all I have to say about that.

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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2013, 06:18:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2013, 06:01:35 PM
Don't forget the crazy bald dwarf carries a fourteen-inch Bowie knife in her Barbie combat boot.

In Mexico they're used for tracheotomies, but I'm sure nadin's an expert in hand-to-hand combat as well.
UgPee would use it for additional body piercings.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2013, 08:30:04 PM »
I voted for the top primitive.

Have you ever tried to wrestle an enormous beach ball?  Just imagine trying to get a grappling hold on something shaped like this:
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2013, 08:45:21 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 01, 2013, 08:30:04 PM
I voted for the top primitive.

Have you ever tried to wrestle an enormous beach ball?  Just imagine trying to get a grappling hold on something shaped like this:

But not quite that tall.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2013, 04:21:53 AM »
U.G.P. wins - nadin would be trying to Google how to mud-wrestle, and in the mean-time U.G.P. would take her down.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2013, 07:14:36 AM »
I voted "not sure".

Since $h*t don't float, I have to know how deep the mud is first.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2013, 10:42:00 AM »
Are we talking about mud wrestling in the rubicon ? Naturally nads would win that.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2013, 10:44:29 AM »
I'll skip the mud wrestling. Call me when its a death match. I'll pay to see that.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2013, 05:53:57 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 02, 2013, 10:42:00 AM
Are we talking about mud wrestling in the rubicon ? Naturally nads would win that.

Only if Nads was using 'the good rig' on an arc.
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Re: poll: in mud-wrestling, which primitive would come on top?
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2013, 05:58:48 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 02, 2013, 10:44:29 AM
I'll skip the mud wrestling. Call me when its a death match. I'll pay to see that.
That goes with Dori's idea of having an elimination series.
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