DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[I_B_Perky]

Woohoo!!!! The thread about Doug has made history!!!! 1000 replies!!!!


Way to go Doug!!!

[Aristotelian]

Woohoo!!!! The thread about Doug has made history!!!! 1000 replies!!!!


Way to go Doug!!!

Fame at last - Doug has certainly managed to find his 15 minutes.

[franksolich]

Fame at last - Doug has certainly managed to find his 15 minutes.

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[Tucker]

Same here.

And I can assure the brain-damaged primitive that if he does that, posting on this thread and GOBUCKS' other thread will immediately cease, and sooner or later both will evaporate from the first page of a google search.

But if the craven coward remains in hiding, unexplaining and unapologetic (to his fellow primitives; no need for the rectal aperture to apologize to us), well, I still intend to keep the two threads on the front page of the DUmpster until Thanksgiving Eve, when nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin.

As it stands now, I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is a shoo-in for one of the top DUmmie spots, and an even easier shoo-in for the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve."

Hold on a minute.

Steve Dawes, with his 2 week campaign for Bellevue city council... again, might see his namesake award given to someone more worthy.

C'mon Steve. Answer this question:

Who is more worthy to receive the Steve Dawes award this year?

A) Steve Dawes
B) Not the brain damaged recluse
C) No other worthy candidates.

[jukin]

This thread maybe Doug Bulna's biggest achievement.

Well played unemployed DUchebag, well played. Savor the defeat.

[I_B_Perky]

Been thinking about it a little bit this evening folks... I will say I have to give Doug credit. He has disappeared from the Dump in an attempt to let the "heat", so to speak, die down.  That has got to chafe his ample posterior.

Perky always gives credit where credit is due. I didn't think he had it in him. That is assuming that he still has access to the internet which I think he does.

Unfortunately for Doug, I don't think this is gonna die down until something else much bigger comes along or he fesses up.

[Aristotelian]

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The way things are going it's possible that he'll end up with the highest total views, beating even the rules which are permanently stickied - if my mental arithmetic is right we're about 3/4 of the way there already.

[BlueStateSaint]

Might as well keep this one going, eh?

[Chris_]

Wow, Patrick Kennedy and the Queen of Switzerland only got 174 views?

That was one nutty broad.  Funny stuff.

[BlueStateSaint]

Wow, Patrick Kennedy and the Queen of Switzerland only got 174 views?

That was one nutty broad.  Funny stuff.

Ask and ye shall receive . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC5XCX6Cgz8[/youtube]

[Mr Mannn]

Might as well keep this one going, eh?

Until he comes clean, any respective employer will pull this up after any job application.

Honesty, dear Dougie-Poo can only help you.

[BlueStateSaint]

Until he comes clean, any respective employer will pull this up after any job application.

Honesty, dear Dougie-Poo can only help you.

C'mon, Doug . . . recognizing that you have a problem in the first place is the first step in overcoming that problem.

[franksolich]

C'mon, Doug . . . recognizing that you have a problem in the first place is the first step in overcoming that problem.

Unfortunately, when it comes to primitives who have problems, especially problems with attitude, as far as the primitive is concerned, they have no problem.....the rest of the world is the one with a problem.

[JohnnyReb]

Unfortunately, when it comes to primitives who have problems, especially problems with attitude, as far as the primitive is concerned, they have no problem.....the rest of the world is the one with a problem.

Yes, and they are the problem.

[GOBUCKS]

Well, I'm sick that Doug and Amber have disappeared from active posting.

The should not throw in the towel just because nadin is getting massive exposure due to her epic thread about Keef's carpetmuncher. 

There's still a long way to go. Both of the Bobsey twins have built a solid base.

They just need to fire up some good storylines and keep at it.

Doug needs to talk about how his newfound fame has been received at Gearhart Chevrolet, and how it's transformed his miserable life.

Amber could detail Crystal Naydeen's correspondence, or more information on Dreamboat Dave, or how the other squaws are accepting her into the marijuana ring.

There's plenty of time, they just need to get busy.

[franksolich]

Well, I'm sick that Doug and Amber have disappeared from active posting.

The should not throw in the towel just because nadin is getting massive exposure due to her epic thread about Keef's carpetmuncher. 

There's still a long way to go. Both of the Bobsey twins have built a solid base.

They just need to fire up some good storylines and keep at it.

Doug needs to talk about how his newfound fame has been received at Gearhart Chevrolet, and how it's transformed his miserable life.

Amber could detail Crystal Naydeen's correspondence, or more information on Dreamboat Dave, or how the other squaws are accepting her into the marijuana ring.

There's plenty of time, they just need to get busy.

Awesome.

[Gern]

I stand by my earlier prediction.

Doug will win DUmmy of the year.  It's only fitting, IMO.

[GOBUCKS]

I stand by my earlier prediction.

Doug will win DUmmy of the year.  It's only fitting, IMO.

Not if he stays in hiding.

Remember, Doug's entire fame is based on a single thread. It was an epic thread, but nevertheless we should expect a hell of a lot more production out of a DOTY.

He has a terrific story to exploit, but if he stays DUmmied up, as it were, he's a top ten but no more.

As it stands, Amber should finish ahead of Doug.

[Tucker]

Amber would be unbeatable if she turned up in a shallow grave. Her future adventures are limited anyway, so why not?

[franksolich]

I dunno.

It's not a rule that a primitive has to be consistent all year long, to win a Top DUmmie award.

A one-time really spectacular deal such as the brain-damaged primitive's blowout would be worth one of them, somewhere in the top ten, even the top DUmmie.

We'll see; I'm sure however the brain-damaged primitive's a "lock" for the Steven Dawes award, the primitive who made the biggest idiot of himself during the year.

He's not real prominent, but I'm boosting Skippy from New York City for at least one of the top ten; I don't care which, just so long as he's in the top ten.

The second ten of the top DUmmies get one award, all lumped together; each of the first ten of the top DUmmies gets his own specialized individual award.

<<<writes the awards.

If Skippy makes it into the top ten, I have the sense that's going to be the best award I write, a literary masterpiece, perhaps the best one I've ever written.  It'd be so mockingly acidic that the screen on his computer monitor will melt as he reads it.

Also, I think the cooking and baking primitives deserve to be in the top ten.

But as for the main one, the top winner, I don't care, and haven't made up my mind yet--there's still 43 more days to go until nominations start.

My best guess is that the Taverner primitive once again will be top-ranked, but not the top DUmmie; something second, third, or fourth.  He goes good, but he doesn't have what it takes, to speed up in the last lap. 

[ChuckJ]

I dunno.

It's not a rule that a primitive has to be consistent all year long, to win a Top DUmmie award.

A one-time really spectacular deal such as the brain-damaged primitive's blowout would be worth one of them, somewhere in the top ten, even the top DUmmie.

We'll see; I'm sure however the brain-damaged primitive's a "lock" for the Steven Dawes award, the primitive who made the biggest idiot of himself during the year.

He's not real prominent, but I'm boosting Skippy from New York City for at least one of the top ten; I don't care which, just so long as he's in the top ten.

The second ten of the top DUmmies get one award, all lumped together; each of the first ten of the top DUmmies gets his own specialized individual award.

<<<writes the awards.

If Skippy makes it into the top ten, I have the sense that's going to be the best award I write, a literary masterpiece, perhaps the best one I've ever written.  It'd be so mockingly acidic that the screen on his computer monitor will melt as he reads it.

Also, I think the cooking and baking primitives deserve to be in the top ten.

But as for the main one, the top winner, I don't care, and haven't made up my mind yet--there's still 43 more days to go until nominations start.

My best guess is that the Taverner primitive once again will be top-ranked, but not the top DUmmie; something second, third, or fourth.  He goes good, but he doesn't have what it takes, to speed up in the last lap. 

A question, coach. Will we be able to nominate/vote the cooking and baking primitives in as a group? Maybe it's been answered before, and I just missed it. Without taking the time to look back, I seem to remember a different group in the running last year or the year before.

[franksolich]

A question, coach. Will we be able to nominate/vote the cooking and baking primitives in as a group? Maybe it's been answered before, and I just missed it. Without taking the time to look back, I seem to remember a different group in the running last year or the year before.

Yes, groups of primitives--either formal or informal groups--are eligible for nomination.

You're thinking of the Barack 0bama primitives that won an award about three, four, years ago.

[GOBUCKS]

Yes, groups of primitives--either formal or informal groups--are eligible for nomination.

There should be a category for The Bullies.

They've been more entertaining than the BHO group ever was.

[Ptarmigan]

Yes, groups of primitives--either formal or informal groups--are eligible for nomination.

You're thinking of the Barack 0bama primitives that won an award about three, four, years ago.

I am going to nominate all DUmmies who have bunny, rabbit, hare, or anything rabbit related in their names.

[franksolich]

There should be a category for The Bullies.

They've been more entertaining than the BHO group ever was.

Well, I said "informal group" too; if ones wishes to nominate, for example, "all the primitives who tried, and failed, to teach the oblate spheroid some manners and courtesy," that'd be acceptable.

And I believe "the bullies" won one spot one year, but in the second ten of the top DUmmies, and so were merely listed rather than written about.