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Offline Tess Anderson

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DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« on: August 16, 2013, 08:07:47 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018457974

and he's having a problem with some co-worker again:

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I am boned.. Stuck in Phoenix until Sunday morning.


I'm a trucker, running almost exclusively between Southern California and the Chicago area. My run to Chicago was tripped up by a delay in off loading due to a problematic asshole at one of my regular stops.
 
The assclown in question had been demoted, and banished deep in the cold storage warehouse about 6 months ago. While he was in exile everything was hunky-dory.
 
Well I found him back at his old receiving position, and I was delayed for no good reason for the better part of the day. That caused a delay picking up my return load, a rare run to Phoenix.
 
I missed my appointment by 12 hours and now I have to wait until Sunday morning to drop, which means I can't grab the load scheduled for me to take back to L.A.
 
So now I'm stuck in a truck, in the Sonoran Desert, for the weekend.
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 08:14:31 PM »
DUmbass should be greatful he's not driving his truck, burning all that expensive diesel fuel, and polluting the environment with his carbon footprint.
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 08:16:34 PM »
Two things:

1) Liberal laws have made it virtually impossible to fire someone -- so OWN IT!!

2) This gives you the whole weekend free to post really stupid things at DU and entertain us. Make it count.

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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 08:46:39 PM »
Is driving and posting more dangerous than driving and texting?
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 08:51:25 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 16, 2013, 08:46:39 PM
Is driving and posting more dangerous than driving and texting?

Driving While DUmbass is dangerous no matter what else the Proglodyte might be doing.
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 11:19:51 PM »
Is he a Teamster?  He should call his BA!!!

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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 11:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 16, 2013, 11:19:51 PM
Is he a Teamster?  He should call his BA!!!

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That's what I was thinking....
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 11:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 16, 2013, 11:22:48 PM
That's what I was thinking....

He just needs to make sure he calls between 2pm and 4pm when the BA is supposed to be working and do NOT disturb his 2:30pm to 3:30pm nap!!

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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2013, 12:05:01 AM »
Translating DUmmiespeak-to-English:

"Stuck in Phoenix until Sunday morning" = "Spending the next 2 days in the sleeper with some Mexican kiddie porn and a big bottle of baby oil".
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2013, 03:58:37 AM »
Too bad he couldn't be stuck in Cairo until Sunday. He wouldn't be worried about his mexican kiddie porn then...
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2013, 06:38:30 AM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on August 17, 2013, 03:58:37 AM
Too bad he couldn't be stuck in Cairo until Sunday. He wouldn't be worried about his mexican kiddie porn then...

His MB assailants would want to see it, though.
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Re: DUmmie "denbot": "I am boned.. Stuck in Pheonix until Sunday morning."
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2013, 10:46:51 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 17, 2013, 06:38:30 AM
His MB assailants would want to see it, though.

Hell, they live kiddie porn.
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