What is the back story on this one?
The grasswire primitive's trying to lay the blame for the hippywife primitive's departure on franksolich using her as a literary inspiration, when in fact hippyhubby forced his wife to stop hanging around Skins's island because she was paying too much attention to the primitives, and not enough to him.
The hippywife primitive at one time was the guiding light, the mother hen, to the primitives in the cooking and baking forum; she was very popular there.
But then in the middle of the night, December 17, 2009, Tangerine LaBamba of Skins's island showed up here, and spilled all the beans about the hippywife primitive, showing her to be nothing what she seemed to be; in fact, apparently Mrs. Alfred Packer was one of the vilest primitives ever.