Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"

[Wretched Excess]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

2 chicks cuddling is hot.

and you wonder why people sometimes get the wrong idea.

 

[Miss Mia]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets )

No carpet, it's all bare.








I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

[Wretched Excess]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!

well?  does he do it?

[Schadenfreude]

Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. 

[Miss Mia]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

A cold beer!!





Just teasin,

TEASING!  WTF, I gots yard work that needs to be done buddy!

[Schadenfreude]

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR? 

I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. 

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!

well?  does he do it?

Of course, he does everything I ask him.  <-- forgot that little guy

[Miss Mia]

Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. 

Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

[Carl]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

A cold beer!!





Just teasin,

TEASING!  WTF, I gots yard work that needs to be done buddy!

As you desire.

[Schadenfreude]

Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. 

Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.

[ReardenSteel]

Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

[Wretched Excess]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets )

No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up.

[Carl]

Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. 

Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

All you ladies are equally lovely.

[Miss Mia]

Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. 

Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.

And I'm usually never this crafty. 


I'm scared, I don't know what's happening to me!

[Miss Mia]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets )

No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up.

*I quickly write this down in the calendar.  I shall celebrate today for years to come*

[Schadenfreude]

Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

[Wretched Excess]

Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. 

Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.

your mojo is absolutely intact.  trust me on this one.

[Wretched Excess]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets )

No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up.

*I quickly write this down in the calendar.  I shall celebrate today for years to come*

it was a perfect response.  I couldn't push it any farther without having to ban myself , and you
had blocked off all avenues of retreat.

[ReardenSteel]

Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.

Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.

Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….

On edit: (yeah google)
The full song is scattered about the book but viewable here...
http://brainfreeze.net/2008/04/14/in-cognito-lyrics/

[Miss Mia]

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around?

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady. 

Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me.

If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 

deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets )

No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up.

*I quickly write this down in the calendar.  I shall celebrate today for years to come*

it was a perfect response.  I couldn't push it any farther without having to ban myself , and you
had blocked off all avenues of retreat.

*gasp*  Mia stuns an Admin. 

[Schadenfreude]

Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.

Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.

Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….

Oh I thought maybe it was something kinky.... now I am embarassed at my lack of discretion sir. 

[Schadenfreude]

Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

[Chris_]

Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

black.  definitely.

[Miss Mia]

Men:  Babydoll or garter belt?

[ReardenSteel]

Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.

Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.

Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….

Oh I thought maybe it was something kinky.... now I am embarassed at my lack of discretion sir. 

Oh no. You were right the first time. I think it's quite kinky baby.
http://brainfreeze.net/2008/04/14/in-cognito-lyrics/

[EastFacingNorth]

Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO.  For you, black.  For a brunette, white.  For the redheads, either or.