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Offline Chris_

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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2013, 09:38:30 PM »
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2013, 09:38:45 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2013, 10:53:05 AM
This is another thread that begs the question:

When is Skimmer going to get DUmmy Elad off his deadbeat ass to set up that Dead DUmmy forum?

They're dying like roadkill armadilloes, yet we still have no place to express our grief.

Maybe it's already set up and going, but it's a super-secret forum for primitives only.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2013, 01:49:10 PM »
Why would someone post their own blood test results??????? That stuff is very confidential by nature. Or let alone go to DU and ask other people.  :???:
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2013, 02:14:40 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 25, 2013, 01:49:10 PM
Why would someone post their own blood test results??????? That stuff is very confidential by nature. Or let alone go to DU and ask other people.  :???:

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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2013, 02:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 25, 2013, 01:49:10 PM
Why would someone post their own blood test results??????? That stuff is very confidential by nature. Or let alone go to DU and ask other people.  :???:

Isn't obama going to make all of our medical records public in order to stop the retards from buying a gun.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2013, 04:21:38 PM »
I think I see the problem....a lot of little brown flakes floating in her blood.....and they stink.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2013, 04:30:43 PM »
I take it this particular DUmmie is obese?
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2013, 05:09:55 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 25, 2013, 04:30:43 PM
I take it this particular DUmmie is obese?

I read an interesting article about heavy drinking and the results of sudden stopping.  Seems the body over time gets use to alcohol and the stress caused by sudden no alcohol can cause sudden death.  Same with tobacco and some drugs taken long time.

Body gets use to the drugs and booze over years, the sudden absence of them sends the body and brain into hyper mode and the DT's set in. 

I have seen what happens when a heavy coffee drinker stops, they go into a form of DT's and have a few days of having the shakes and the with draws can be nasty.

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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2013, 06:00:24 PM »
Before I clicked on the thread my money was on Hepatitis from a dirty tat needle. 

Damn, wrong again.

A truly scary blood test would be something one gets after conjugal visits with a DUmp female. (For the record I really don't think the world distills enough alcohol to make this scenario plausible)

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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2013, 06:04:23 PM »
I don't know how to interpret those numbers.

I just hope they indicate something fatal.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2013, 06:08:54 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
I don't know how to interpret those numbers.

I just hope they indicate something fatal.

Well, they're not good.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2013, 08:01:35 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on April 25, 2013, 05:09:55 PM
I read an interesting article about heavy drinking and the results of sudden stopping.  Seems the body over time gets use to alcohol and the stress caused by sudden no alcohol can cause sudden death.  Same with tobacco and some drugs taken long time.

Body gets use to the drugs and booze over years, the sudden absence of them sends the body and brain into hyper mode and the DT's set in. 

I have seen what happens when a heavy coffee drinker stops, they go into a form of DT's and have a few days of having the shakes and the with draws can be nasty.



Trust me, caffeine withdrawal does not compare to alcohol withdrawal and DT's.  Alcohol is one of the substances that can actually kill you if you stop it cold turkey after drinking heavily for a long time.  They hallucinate, get violent, pull out their own catheters, and take swings at nurses.   DT stands for Delirium Tremens, and it is much worse that getting shaky after stopping coffee.  If a patient actually progresses to DT's then the mortality rate is 5-15%, even with serious medical treatment.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2013, 08:23:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
I don't know how to interpret those numbers.

I just hope they indicate something fatal.

I nadined it.
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2013, 08:24:16 PM »
If I recall correctly, the gastroenterologist I worked for would call that fatty liver disease.  If she weren't a drinker, it would be NAFLD (nonalcoholic fatty liver disease) but if she's a drinker, then it's probably alcoholic cirrhosis.

I have a friend whose mother died in January from alcoholic liver disease at age 54.  It wasn't pretty. 
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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2013, 08:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 25, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
If I recall correctly, the gastroenterologist I worked for would call that fatty liver disease. 

That reminded me of the massively corpulent LVL.

I had thought he was probably dead, that his overworked, abused ticker had finally exploded, scattering blubber chunks all over Clark County, from his seedy Section 8 hovel all the way out to the magnificent Strip.

I was wrong, because a few days ago I saw him here briefly one evening.

He was in and out, probably looking for any thread titles that might mention him.

Dozens of DUmpmonkeys do that every day.

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Re: locust primitive has scary blood test results
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2013, 09:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 25, 2013, 08:01:35 PM
Trust me, caffeine withdrawal does not compare to alcohol withdrawal and DT's.  Alcohol is one of the substances that can actually kill you if you stop it cold turkey after drinking heavily for a long time.  They hallucinate, get violent, pull out their own catheters, and take swings at nurses.   DT stands for Delirium Tremens, and it is much worse that getting shaky after stopping coffee.  If a patient actually progresses to DT's then the mortality rate is 5-15%, even with serious medical treatment.

I had a brush with DT's.  In my case, I was struck on the head in a work accident on a Friday afternoon.  It hurt but since I was 20 and proven indestructible, I refused treatment or a trip to the post hospital. 

That evening, I had a headache that was progressing from bad to worse and for some reason, I decided to see if drinking would help, see 20 year olds make some awesome decisions.  I don't know how much alcohol I drank that evening.  My memory stopped at some point, and I can't remember anything for a long period of hours.

I woke up sometime around noon that Saturday and was overtaken with what felt like bugs crawling on my skin.  I  saw things moving on the walls and carpet in my room and heard voices.  I went into a panic for a while before I forced my mind to admit that what I was experiencing wasn't really happening.   I somehow got to the hall and called out for help, someone took me to the hospital.

The doctor diagnosed a Concussion and DT's and treated for two days in the hospital.  I was also told that I'd consumed a lot of alcohol.  Apparently my buddies hadn't realized a problem and kept giving it to me.  My commander wanted to send me to the ADAPC program but was convinced I didn't need it.

After having them, I can't understand why someone would subject themselves to that.  I haven't had more than a drink in a day ever since.
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