You know, I don't believe my fellow alum Skins and the Bostonian Drunkard have ever met in real life.
In fact, one'd be surprised how many primitives Skins has never met.
But I'm sure if my fellow alum ran into Bill, he'd "ewwwwwww," mostly because Bill has a dermatological problem that makes his skin greasy, and another problem that makes him boryborygmous.
Unless one's wearing a space suit, one shouldn't approach Bill too closely.
