brain-damaged primitive kicked to the side of the road

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022586654

Oh my.

It couldn't happen to a better primitive.

DainBramaged (37,306 posts)    Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:37 PM

So they told me today they hired my replacement, oh and by the way come in tomorrow to train him

You're getting on and God forbid something happens to you we have no fallback."

Yeah, so what do I do after I train him?

Oh, you'll still be working but for now you need to concentrate on doing a good job of training him.
 
You get old and they kick you to the side of the road.

See ya all soon.

Peace

There's some primitive comments, but nothing especially helpful for the brain-damaged primitive, who made this a post-and-run campfire, not hanging around to engage with the other primitives.

[GOBUCKS]

The bad thing is that no DUmpmonkey does a job that requires much training.

The new guy will be fully trained by midmorning the first day.

Be sure the oil pan drain plug is reinstalled, and check for any leak around the new filter.

[USA4ME]

"God forbids something happens to you"?

Sounds like a death threat, DB. I suggest you go in and kill all your union buddies before they kill you.

Whacko.

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[Delmar]

Response to DainBramaged (Original post)Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:51 PM
 still_one (30,629 posts)
5. Sorry about your situation. They did something similar to us but called it

Knowledge transfer

Knowledge transfer, from a DUmmy.  That's a real knee slapper.

 

[Airwolf]

Translation: We are tired of the shit you pull everyday at work. We are just being nice and not canning your candy ass now.

[Splashdown]

That mop bucket isn't gonna fill itself.

[dane]

If only DB were in a union, perhaps they could help him.

Oh wait.  He is.  Nevermind.

The next best thing is Hopey-Changey, but that isn't going too well either.

[98ZJUSMC]

The bad thing is that no DUmpmonkey does a job that requires much training.

Knowledge transfer, from a DUmmy.  That's a real knee slapper.

 

[JohnnyReb]

That mop bucket isn't gonna fill itself.

DUmmie sees it as the mop bucket being only half full.

[Gern]

DainBramaged (37,306 posts)    Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:37 PM


You get old and they kick you to the side of the road.

That's simply not true.  It actually makes no sense.

You are needed and compensated according to the level of service you provide to your employer.  If you spent more time thinking about how you could increase your value to your employer at your job, instead of, say, posting on Democratic Underground relentlessly, then they would have no reason to ever replace you.  Why would they?  It would be self defeating for your employer.

But this is a fact lost on you.  You simply don't think correctly.  You're attitude is most likely "why should I work any harder at making myself more valuable?  They don't pay me enough as it is"...

And thus, you've missed the point entirely.  It's not about money.  It's about integrity; Being invaluable to your employer because you've set high standards for yourself and demand of yourself that you live up to them.  If she or he lets you go; so be it.  You know you don't have to worry because with your value you'll be able to find work anywhere, regardless of your age or the current economy.

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[Splashdown]

That's simply not true.  It actually makes no sense.

You are needed and compensated according to the level of service you provide to your employer.  If you spent more time thinking about how you could increase your value to your employer at your job, instead of, say, posting on Democratic Underground relentlessly, then they would have no reason to ever replace you.  Why would they?  It would be self defeating for your employer.

But this is a fact lost on you.  You simply don't think correctly.  You're attitude is most likely "why should I work any harder at making myself more valuable?  They don't pay me enough as it is"...

And thus, you've missed the point entirely.  It's not about money.  It's about integrity; Being invaluable to your employer because you've set high standards for yourself and demand of yourself that you live up to them.  If she or he lets you go; so be it.  You know you don't have to worry because with your value you'll be able to find work anywhere, regardless of your age or the current economy.

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This.

[FlippyDoo]

Disclaimer: This is not official fictional spirit-guide mojo that I'm using to make a determination here. Just a hunch.

I sense that the damaged brain actually has the knowledge and experience to do the job, in the true DUmmie fashion is just too lazy to do the job. The company is hiring someone who is actually willing to work.

[BlueStateSaint]

Disclaimer: This is not official fictional spirit-guide mojo that I'm using to make a determination here. Just a hunch.

I sense that the damaged brain actually has the knowledge and experience to do the job, in the true DUmmie fashion is just too lazy to do the job. The company is hiring someone who is actually willing to work.

I'd say that you're dead on.

[I_B_Perky]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sucks to be you dummie. In this obumbles economy the deadwood, that would be you, get tossed off the employment island first.


You wanted it, you worked for it, you voted for it, your were successful and now you:

                                                 


No sympathy. I hope you starve under the policies you worked to create.