Five NCOs were sitting in the NCO club one day having beers. All were Catholic.
The first NCO, an E-9, says that my son is a priest. When he walks in a room every one says Hello, father.
The second NCO, an E8, says my son in a Bishop. When he walks in a room, everyone says hello your grace.
The third NCO, an E7, says my son is a Cardinal. When he walks in a room, everyone says hello your Eminence.
The fourth NCO, an E6 says my son in The Pope. When he walks in a room, everyone stands, and says hello your Holy Father.
The fifth NCO, an E5, and the only female, had said nothing.
The E-9 asked her about her children. She replied, I only have one child, and she is 23, with a 40 D bust, 23 waist, and 35 hips. When she walks in a room everyone says OOOOOO MY GOD!!!!!
