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DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« on: March 15, 2013, 06:56:11 PM »
I use an iPhone, but my desktop is an oldie running Win98, and my laptop is 5 years old, running on Vista. I'm apparently the only person in the universe who finds Vista to be an entirely satisfactory operating system. No complaint whatsoever.

So I'm a PC guy. But over the past few years, I've bought four or five iPhones and a half-dozen iPads as family gifts. I have been really impressed by the quality and stability of these Apple devices. Before, I always thought of them as hippy dippy expensive gadgets. So when the last of this laptop's four USB ports gets wiggly, it will probably be replaced by a Mac.

In this thread, a handful of DUmmies shower hate on Apple due to one of their main motivators, envy. It's a sign of the 0conomy - during rthe Great Bush Prosperity it would have been blasphemy for a DUmpmonkey to criticize Apple.
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Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:05 PM
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Apple: The Ironic Conservative

Whenever I hear about how Apple doesn't have problems with viruses and mal-ware I am reminded of the Taliban bragging about how there was no street crime in Kabul.
 
Yes, it is possible to eliminate street crime by having a sufficiently closed society. Who ever doubted it?
 
And it is possible to eliminate certain computer related problems by having absolute control over all software and all hardware.
 
It is also possible to establish monopolistic pricing. It is possible to make people buy a magic head-phone jack that doesn't fit anything else in the world because... y'know... you can't be too careful. Wouldn't want some nasty plebeian headphone from the dollar store to fit.
 
I see it as a basic preference issue. If you have all the money in the world and are not likely to ever want anything unusual then Apple offers a safe, directed experience.
 
That represents value, depending on what one wants.

Or you might want cheaper and more flexible and more open-ended going forward.

That also represents value, depending on what someone wants.

What is funny, though, is that Apple is marketed as the cool thing for happening hipsters.
 
It's just about the least cool thing in the world. It's like people who still got their long distance from AT&T in 1995 (at double the price of anyone else) because... well, it's AT&T... can't go wrong with AT&T.
 
Apple should be for OLDER PEOPLE. Works out of the box as a directed experience. If you need a part it tells you the specific part # you need and where to get it. You go to the Apple Store and friendly people help you find the on button.
 
I get why Apple is popular. Apple offers a range of good products.

But why is Apple "cool"? That's what I don't get. The world's largest corporation tends not to be the standard of "cool." (Look at those squares lining up at Sunoco. I'd hang myself before I got gas at Sunoco. It's Exxon-Mobil for me, baby, cause that's just how I roll.)
 
My guess is that because it is expensive, it is socially exclusive.

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1. The grandmother I saw at an Apple store getting an iPad was quite the 'happening hipster.'
She had never been able to get the hang of computers, but took to the iPad immediately.
 
I bet she thought she was so 'cool.'

Apple markets to everyone.




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Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:17 PM
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10. I'm tech oriented. It's my job. I use Apple because I like getting things done.
I have PCs and a Linux machine as well, but they are for testing.

Apple's bulletproof OS and security makes for higher productiveness.



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Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:16 PM
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8. Your example actually proves the OPs point. Wealthy and computer ignorant???
Buy an Apple.



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Fri Mar 15, 2013, 07:10 PM
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3. I don't have all the money in the world and I'll be 60 this month, hardly a hipster.
I'm fairly tech savvy and had PCs for years. When I got my first Apple my tech people at work were telling me that they'd come over and help me "transition" to Apple. The Apple Store offered a class for those taking the leap. I was almost dreading my decision, but when I got it home, plugged it in, it was the most user-friendly system I'd ever encountered.



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11. So how much do you tweak your system?
I found I couldn't tweak a Mac, but I can Windows. Maybe by the time you got your apple product you had lost interest in tweaking, or never were interested???

DUmmy Lionessa is a tweaker, you can tell from her teeth.

She's also a twerker.






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Re: DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2013, 07:08:41 PM »
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If Apple is too expensive by a used PC.

I use a Mac at work, Ubuntu at home now, and for ages I used Windows. They are all equally good when they do want I want and equally infuriating when they do not do what I want.

I would say that Ubuntu and Windows are/were slightly better than OSX.
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Re: DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2013, 08:51:16 PM »
Hey primitives, think of Macs as modern-day white flight to the suburbs.

(That outta take their blood pressure above the boiling point.)

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Re: DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2013, 11:21:14 PM »
My only real frustration with Apple is they won't take some of their really good software, like Itunes and make it directly usable on other media player devices.  I like Itunes, but after my last Ipod died, after extensive use, I didn't really want to overpay for something I was only using for music.  It took  little time, but I beat their system anyway.
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Re: DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 11:37:05 PM »
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Apple: The Ironic Conservative

Whuup, wait.....I thought we weren't allowed to hold the deceased Jobs up as some kind of Conservative?  Magazine article told me so.

Hey primitives, think of Macs as modern-day white flight to the suburbs.

(That outta take their blood pressure above the boiling point.)

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Re: DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2013, 06:15:26 AM »
APPLES.....so cheap you would think they grew on trees.
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Re: DUmmy cthulunumbers Cannot Afford Apple
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2013, 06:37:29 AM »
What a whiner.
cthulumunbers just needs to grow a pear.  :whistling:
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