1. "Sone"? And to think, the Drunken DUchebag regularly refers to Christians, conservatives, etc. as stupid.
2. Sounds like an especially poorly- made bouncy. When he's lecturing his son, in my mind I envisioned that sappy "Serious" music that they used in the show 'Full House' playing in the background. If anything remotely like that actually happened, it probably went more like this in real life:
Having done a couple lines of cocaine, Taverner hears his son saying "That's so gay!"
Taverner immediately charges at his son in a drug- induced rage and backhands him across the face. "What the F&&k did you just say, you little s%%t?"
Trying to hold back tears of fear and pain, the son explains that he didn't mean it to be homophobic, but is cut off by Taverner backhanding him a second time.
Taverner: "Shut the f%%k up! You don't talk like that! Don't you know only I can say bad words and slurs? You sound just like a f%%king right- wing fundy! Now get the f&&k out of my sight and tell your little s&&t friends that they better not talk like that, either! Oh, and if anybody asks where the bruises on your face came from, tell them a conservative fundy pushed you down the stairs!"
The son runs off crying, and Taverner returns to his blow, satisfied at what a good progressive parent he is.
