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primitives make falafel
« on: February 24, 2013, 07:42:14 PM »
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japple (4,075 posts)   Sun Feb 24, 2013, 06:11 PM

Question about falafel. I made my first batch today--it's in the fridge now.

Later this evening, I'll scoop it into balls and fry it. The recipe says to use 3" of oil to fry them. Can I use a much smaller amount of oil and just pan fry, turning them when they are brown on one side?

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Warpy (67,233 posts)    Sun Feb 24, 2013, 06:12 PM

1. You can flatten them into mini burgers but they're really best when they're formed into balls and deep fried.

And then the pie-and-jam primitive, who's posting on the internet behind the backs of her guardians.

I suspect the only way to keep addled Judy off the internet is if her children and grandchildren apply a sledge-hammer to the computer.

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grasswire (36,255 posts)    Sun Feb 24, 2013, 07:03 PM

2. I pan fry them

I flatten them ever so slightly so they will get done sooner, because those are sponges for oil. And I use half olive oil-half vegetable oil for the cooking. They're great!

And finally, one of the lumpenunterprimitiven, part of the faceless lynch mob on Skins's island, a primitive of no distinction or prominence:

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lizerdbits (3,438 posts)    Sun Feb 24, 2013, 07:20 PM

3. I pan fry them too

Sure they're not as good, but I prefer less oil.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2013, 08:00:11 PM »
What is falafel? Sounds like some disease.

If it can't be described as meat, taters, veggies, or salad, I don't eat it.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2013, 08:21:40 PM »
I do a falafel every day.
Push the lever, and it goes round and round, the disappears.  :???:
It's kinda like a brown trout you really don't wanna catch.
I think this is why liberals like to use flies, when fishing. :whistling:
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2013, 08:33:04 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 24, 2013, 08:21:40 PM
I do a falafel every day.
Push the lever, and it goes round and round, the disappears.  :???:
It's kinda like a brown trout you really don't wanna catch.
I think this is why liberals like to use flies, when fishing. :whistling:

You made me laugh, Skul!!!  H5!!!
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2013, 08:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 24, 2013, 08:21:40 PM
I do a falafel every day.
Push the lever, and it goes round and round, the disappears.  :???:
It's kinda like a brown trout you really don't wanna catch.
I think this is why liberals like to use flies, when fishing. :whistling:

Ha!
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2013, 08:40:55 PM »
Falafels are delicious.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 08:44:05 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on February 24, 2013, 08:40:55 PM
Falafels are delicious.

I wouldn't admit that even if I thought so after skul's post.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2013, 12:14:27 AM by BEG »
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2013, 10:01:06 PM »
I just don't believe all these old women are familiar with cooking falafel.  I don't think it is hard or anything - it just  makes me laugh at how they pretend they are such gourmands.  

ETA: Not that falafel is  gourmet or anything. It's  street food.  I just don't think half of them know what all these dishes are.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2013, 10:06:48 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on February 24, 2013, 10:01:06 PM
I just don't believe all these old women are familiar with cooking falafel.  I don't think it is hard or anything - it just  makes me laugh at how they pretend they are such gourmands.  

ETA: Not that falafel is  gourmet or anything. It's  street food.  I just don't think half of them know what all these dishes are.

It's a multicultural thing...probably from watching all those halal non-infadel cooking shows. 
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2013, 10:18:52 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 24, 2013, 08:44:05 PM
I wouldn't admit that even if I though so after skul's post.
I grossed myself out, too.
Whatever that stuff is, I ain't eatin' it now.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2013, 10:24:54 PM »
They're fritters... they're supposed to be deep-fried.

Pan-fried falafel. :whatever:
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2013, 11:21:13 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 24, 2013, 10:24:54 PM
They're fritters... they're supposed to be deep-fried.

Pan-fried falafel. :whatever:
Now I'm sure as Heeeeeeel not eatin' it.
Here, Adam, bite this. :lmao:
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2013, 11:36:47 PM »
Quote from: Dori on February 24, 2013, 10:06:48 PM
It's a multicultural thing...probably from watching all those halal non-infadel cooking shows. 

Yeah, all those old white biddies and their homemade falafel.  Makes me  :rotf:.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2013, 12:46:26 AM »
I have to admit Falafel King restaurant in Boulder, CO makes an awesome sandwich, I go there every time I visit my dad.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2013, 01:06:39 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on February 25, 2013, 12:46:26 AM
I have to admit Falafel King restaurant in Boulder, CO makes an awesome sandwich, I go there every time I visit my dad.
On purpose??

Well aware of Boulder.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2013, 01:15:18 AM »
With vigah!
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2013, 04:24:51 AM »
Quote from: BEG on February 24, 2013, 08:44:05 PM
I wouldn't admit that even if I thought so after skul's post.

I'm with you, milady.  Skul's images were . . . vivid. :pokingpoop:
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2013, 05:41:59 AM »
If DUmmies cook it, it must be FAA-awful.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2013, 05:57:43 AM »
They're middle-eastern hush puppies essentially. They're just chick peas ground together and pan fried.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2013, 01:54:26 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on February 24, 2013, 08:40:55 PM
Falafels are delicious.

Falafel is food from God!



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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2013, 01:55:29 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on February 25, 2013, 12:46:26 AM
I have to admit Falafel King restaurant in Boulder, CO makes an awesome sandwich, I go there every time I visit my dad.

Falafel are pretty good.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2013, 02:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2013, 01:55:29 PM
Falafel are pretty good.
Only thing we can agree on.
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2013, 03:58:58 PM »
That sandwich looks weird, though.  What are those red sticks?  It's just a clumsy design.  And stems don't belong in a sandwich.

A little falafel goes a long way, just like hush puppies.  I like a bite or two, then I'm done. 
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2013, 04:02:48 PM »
Rhubarb?
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Re: primitives make falafel
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2013, 04:56:06 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 24, 2013, 10:18:52 PM
I grossed myself out, too.
Whatever that stuff is, I ain't eatin' it now.

Its not great, that's for sure.

Falafel is essentially deep-fried hummus. Yum-yum.
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