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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2008, 11:37:50 AM »
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24. I get nervous when I see a lot of people that close to Obama...
   
It makes me think of you-know-what of you-know-who. But last night on MSNBC, a pundit explained that the Secret Service in front of Obama tell everyone "hands up over your head where we can see them" and if someone drops a hand even to wipe their nose they are quardoned off and separated from Obama and the crowd.

It still makes me nervous, but I guess it's part of the gig for a politician.

the secret service does that to 15,000 people? 
Yeah, that way obama-lama-ding-dong can get a head start on picking their pockets.   :whatever:

you know that's not true!  he's going to do that with the tax code! :-)

He is going to fleece his fly-over country supporters BEFORE he fleeces his political opposition.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2008, 11:37:53 AM »
He is probably doing what politicians like him do best...reaching into their pockets.

except for the last dem president.  he was usually reaching for a different part of the garment.

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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2008, 11:40:08 AM »
It's a cult.

BTW, Michelle Osama walks like a man.

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that's cool.  'cause he walks like a chick. :rotf:

You s'pose he and Michelle met at a GLBTF meeting for those with "gender identity issues" in the basement of Rev. Wright's church?
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2008, 11:41:59 AM »
It's a cult.

BTW, Michelle Osama walks like a man.

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that's cool.  'cause he walks like a chick. :rotf:

You s'pose he and Michelle met at a GLBTF meeting for those with "gender identity issues" in the basement of Rev. Wright's church?

I was thinking they probably met at harvard when she beat up the upperclassmen that were shaking The BarackStar! down for his lunch money.

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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2008, 11:42:40 AM »
It's a cult.

BTW, Michelle Osama walks like a man.

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that's cool.  'cause he walks like a chick. :rotf:

You s'pose he and Michelle met at a GLBTF meeting for those with "gender identity issues" in the basement of Rev. Wright's church?
Yeah, the was the rep for the local NAMBLA chapter.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2008, 12:23:25 PM »
I was thinking they probably met at harvard when she beat up the upperclassmen that were shaking The BarackStar! down for his lunch money.

Whenever I see the BarackStar!, I can't help but be reminded of an In Living Color sketch that got stuck in my head...


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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2008, 12:36:25 PM »
It's going to be a wild ride in November when mister savior loses the election...how many riots do you think there will be?


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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2008, 12:38:44 PM »
You think the riots after NBA finals are bad?  Just wait 'til Nov 5th...

Hell, I'm about half tempted to say that the riots will be there even if the Messiah wins in November.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2008, 12:55:12 PM »
I want to wretch too Wretch :-)

This fawning over the Oooobama is just idiotic. Of course we all know those people are thinking, "Yes! A black man finally won the ticket!!!". I can't wait until the dust settles and reality sets in. Bring on the townhalls with McCain please.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2008, 12:59:17 PM »
I want to wretch too Wretch :-)

This fawning over the Oooobama is just idiotic. Of course we all know those people are thinking, "Yes! A black man finally won the ticket!!!". I can't wait until the dust settles and reality sets in. Bring on the townhalls with McCain please.

it may be fun to be a messiah like figure, but when it finally dawns on everyone that he is a mere mortal, the devastating disappointment is going to be fun to watch.

let's face it, when people think you are God, you better start producing miracles at some point.


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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2008, 02:21:39 PM »
multiple/group/gay obamagasms:


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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2008, 02:24:40 PM »
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41. I ****ing love this picture.
   
That woman's face says it all. She holding on to Obama for dear life. :grouphug:

Did anyone notice the two "suited" hands (one in front and one in the far back) which look to me, like Secret Service agents trying pry people off of Obama. Yeah. Good luck with that.

God, this thread has gone ghey. :whatever:

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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2008, 03:32:18 PM »
There is a local black, female, politician that causes a lot of problems here.....even the blacks wish she would just disappear. Well, she has had her yard full of the Big O's signs for months and now her new black Cadillac is a mass of magnetic Big O signs and bumperstickers. She's even got the windows covered with'em. ...... I hope they ruin the paint job.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2008, 03:48:27 PM »
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41. I ****ing love this picture.
   
That woman's face says it all. She holding on to Obama for dear life. :grouphug:

Did anyone notice the two "suited" hands (one in front and one in the far back) which look to me, like Secret Service agents trying pry people off of Obama. Yeah. Good luck with that.

....and therein lies the problem. Conservatives want a leader. You ****s want a provider. You want someone that's going to fix all of the problems you should be getting off your lazy asses to fix yourselves.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2008, 05:04:48 PM »
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41. I ****ing love this picture.
   
That woman's face says it all. She holding on to Obama for dear life. :grouphug:

Did anyone notice the two "suited" hands (one in front and one in the far back) which look to me, like Secret Service agents trying pry people off of Obama. Yeah. Good luck with that.

....and therein lies the problem. Conservatives want a leader. You ****s want a provider. You want someone that's going to fix all of the problems you should be getting off your lazy asses to fix yourselves.

there's something more fundamental to "the obama effect", and if I may be permitted make a few brazen overly general
assumptions, I will try to spell out my little theory.  libs tend to deny God and the role of faith in life.  if you buy into the fact
that these things are important (or even critical), and that denying them creates a void in people's soul whether they even
realize it or not, and that nature abhors a vacuum, then Barack Obama is just what the doctor ordered;  a real life, human
diety to safely worship without committing a crime against their heterodoxy.

I really think that they have been looking for this guy for decades.  he completes them.

flame away. :-)


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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2008, 05:09:51 PM »
Nope, you're totally on to something WE. They are steeped in victimhood and don't understand the concept of personal responsibility. Ooobama is going to deliver them from evil you see. Why he's their Personal Jesus!

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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2008, 05:11:31 PM »
there's something more fundamental to "the obama effect", and if I may be permitted make a few brazen overly general
assumptions, I will try to spell out my little theory. 

libs tend to deny God and the role of faith in life.  if you buy into the fact that these things are important (or even critical), and that denying them creates a void in people's soul whether they even realize it or not, and that nature abhors a vacuum, then Barack Obama is just what the doctor ordered;  a real life, human diety to safely worship without committing a crime against their heterodoxy.

I really think that they have been looking for this guy for decades.  he completes them.

I've been saying something similar to this for quite some time, and agree wholly.

The need for God is a real and authentic need.

Some people however just don't want to acknowledge God, usually because they're rectal apertures.

So they reject God.

However, they still have this need, this void that demands filling.

They try to fill it by giving God-like characteristics to some human; the Kennedys, the Incompetent One, the Impeached One, Barry "Goldwater" Obama, Fidel Castro, Mao tse-Tung, Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, &c., &c., &c.--all of whom have enjoyed enormous cults of the personality.

But all it is, is filling an empty glass with.....air.
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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2008, 05:12:02 PM »
You not going to get any flame from me on that.

Exactly.  Nothing to flame.  I sure it's not just your little theory, WE, but that of several of us here.  Except for one thing... it's not a theory, it's real.

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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2008, 05:14:48 PM »
You not going to get any flame from me on that.

Exactly.  Nothing to flame.  I sure it's not just your little theory, WE, but that of several of us here.  Except for one thing... it's not a theory, it's real.

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I was afraid it would be a little "out there" for some people.  I apologize for underestimating my fellow CCers :wink:


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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2008, 05:19:52 PM »
You not going to get any flame from me on that.

Exactly.  Nothing to flame.  I sure it's not just your little theory, WE, but that of several of us here.  Except for one thing... it's not a theory, it's real.

I was afraid it would be a little "out there" for some people.  I apologize for underestimating my fellow CCers :wink:

Oh no, it's a bit more than obvious that his followers view him as something supernatural.  I keep waiting for them to start chanting "The voice of a god, and not a man!"  I'm sure in time I won't be disappointed.

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Re: I'm having an Obamagasm!
« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2008, 07:44:10 AM »
I always heard it was good luck to rub the head of a black man.
You know how to make Obama stop jumping on the bed?

don't do it.  seriously.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna post it.   :uhsure:

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